BringBackFergy Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 “You are Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago??” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I don't like to blow my own horn, but believe me if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today and if he had five thousand dollars and he'd come to me, lets just say things would have turned out differently. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: “You are Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago??” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) Prepare yourself, little sausage, you’re about to learn the terrible truth. The Gods kill our asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You'll eat this one bloody to feed your blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 “Mmm, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I'll believe that when me shite turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 What would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Freedom costs a buck 'o five. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You know what? Lion tastes good! Let’s go get some more lion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 (edited) No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is. Edited August 29, 2019 by WhoTom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Honey, you think KFC is still open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You're gonna need a bigger boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Sorry, folks. We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: Sorry, folks. We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Merica’ F**K Yeah!!! Lick my butt and suck in my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Do you want something to drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I'll take six Schlitzes. F*** it. Whatever's free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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