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1 minute ago, buffalo2218 said:

First, Adam Gase should speak loud enough volumes being a first year coach. 

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3 minutes ago, Stank_Nasty said:

if all their players show up that wouldn't be a surprise in the least.

 

I'm gonna have to disagree. The Eagles are loaded on offense. If Wentz stays healthy, they're gonna curbstomp that division.

 

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16 minutes ago, Zerovoltz said:

My predictions last year turned out pretty good.  They are here in the archives somewhere.  

Link? I'm interested to see them. My predictions are usually pretty good too, but there are always 2-3 surprise teams (bad and good) that NOBODY predicts.

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2 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said:

 

I'm gonna have to disagree. The Eagles are loaded on offense. If Wentz stays healthy, they're gonna curbstomp that division.

 

wentz wasn't great when healthy last year. the cowboys finished the regular season 7-1 and won a playoff game. them going 10-6 and winning the division isn't really "out there" when it comes to predictions.

 

I agree that the eagles could very well take it. but the cowboys are a really talented team on both sides.

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Just now, Stank_Nasty said:

wentz wasn't great when healthy last year. the cowboys finished the regular season 7-1 and won a playoff game. them going 10-6 and winning the division isn't really "out there" when it comes to predictions.

 

Maybe I'm just used to being bombarded by Eagles optimism around these parts.

 

 

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39 minutes ago, Zerovoltz said:

1.Kansas City Chiefs 16-0

If ever there was an offense built that could accomplish the feat of going 16-0, it’s this one.  Speed and more speed with Mahomes…they will score at will.  The question will be the defense…it’s new and differnent…but is it better?  Can it possibly be worse?  I don’t see how.  Add in top notch special teams and if the D is even 22nd or better, watch out.

 

KC over Green Bay….in the leauges 100th season…only fitting we have a rematch of Super Bowl I.  KC completes an undefeated season.

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nothing like a chiefs homer predicting his team to go undefeated.

 

 

at least added he could be eating crow. which he will be.

 

 

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34 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said:

You clearly put a lot of thought in this

 

Word count does not equal thought. Especially when it ends with his team going 19-0.

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33 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

This has homer post written all over it.  I do think KC goes to the SB this year, but will not have a perfect season; they're not quite THAT good.

 

I also do not think GB or Carolina win their divisions; Chicago wins the NFC North and NO wins the NFC South.  GB will not make the playoffs, Carolina will be 50/50 to making the playoffs.

 

.....Jeff's Magic pseudo name??....ZERO-VOLTZ .....a/k/a "low battery".......Andy at 19-oh?......damn good coach but his hiccups...............

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Your list is not all bad. Totally agree with basically all of your NFC picks, including the Lions lowball. The wagon wheels come off with your AFC picks however. Won't go through them all, but the pink elephant in the room is your KC homerism on full display--KC has unanswered questions on the line (miss Morse this year too), a backfield question and the unknown of all of the off-field drama and its impact on team cohesion, etc. Also not sure how the Jets wind up with more wins than the Bills this year, objectively speaking. Yes, they have a rusty Bell and good Darnold, but their line is trash and their FO dysfunction will catch up to boot. A coach who relies on smelling salts to get his groove on and under-performed in Miami--I'm not expecting big things. Apart from the AFC West and East sections, I'm good with the rest of it though.    

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10 minutes ago, H2o said:

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.....are those eyeballs removable at bed time?..........

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1.Kansas City Chiefs 16-0

If ever there was an offense built that could accomplish the feat of going 16-0, it’s this one.  Speed and more speed with Mahomes…they will score at will.  The question will be the defense…it’s new and differnent…but is it better?  Can it possibly be worse?  I don’t see how.  Add in top notch special teams and if the D is even 22nd or better, watch out.

 

 

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Only two reasons Bills would go 7-9 and not 10-6; Bad rash of injuries or Oline not improved.

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1 hour ago, Zerovoltz said:

Here is how I see it. 

 

I thought you got banned.

 

What the ***** ???????????

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A lot of salt from Bills fans seeing that 7-9 but I don’t think these are awful predictions.

 

Things I disagree with from the thread:

The Bills could fall anywhere from 7-9 to 10-6 depending on how the breaks go. I’d personally peg them at 8-8/9-7.

 

The Browns will make the playoffs. The Ravens will be 7-9 or worse. Jaguars will not win the AFCS, Tennessee will. KC will not go undefeated. Drew Brees is done and NO will not make the playoffs.

 

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18 minutes ago, gjv001 said:

Only two reasons Bills would go 7-9 and not 10-6; Bad rash of injuries or Oline not improved.

..couldn't or wouldn't that be the SAME dilemma for any team?.....pre-season prognostications are bogus click bait.......injuries, cuts, releases/new signings, Vontae quits, PS promotions, etc are all predictable?....would be an interesting statistical exercise to see a 5 year window on pre-season prognostications versus ACTUAL FINISHES....can't help....too dumb...........

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1 hour ago, 17islongenough said:

Come on really 19-0?  

 

Yes....shocking, right?   I’ll take some of those wins and tack them on the Bills win total. 

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So many wurdz

 

so little brains

 

Pointless as a Chiefs domestic violence prevention seminar

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Andy Reid winning a Super Bowl. :lol: :lol: :lol: 

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21 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

Your list is not all bad. Totally agree with basically all of your NFC picks, including the Lions lowball. The wagon wheels come off with your AFC picks however. Won't go through them all, but the pink elephant in the room is your KC homerism on full display--KC has unanswered questions on the line (miss Morse this year too), a backfield question and the unknown of all of the off-field drama and its impact on team cohesion, etc. Also not sure how the Jets wind up with more wins than the Bills this year, objectively speaking. Yes, they have a rusty Bell and good Darnold, but their line is trash and their FO dysfunction will catch up to boot. A coach who relies on smelling salts to get his groove on and under-performed in Miami--I'm not expecting big things. Apart from the AFC West and East sections, I'm good with the rest of it though.    

 

Again..I admit my KC bias....but, allow me to address some concerns you bring up.

 

1.  We've missed Mitch Morse even before he was gone.  Really good player when on the field, but he hasn't spent a lot of time on it the past few years.  The line was better when he played, but the offense was just fine when he didn't.  I don't think the guy we have now is better, but if he is healthy all year, that would be a plus.  

 

2. I can tell you that the off field stuff has NOT affected the cohesion of the team.  You'll have to take my word for it.  They are FINE.

 

3.  Backfield questions?  We actually rushed the ball for more yards per game, more yards per touch from the RB position with Damien Williams starting after Hunt was cut.  We are good.  Plus, I am not trying to be a homer...as just an objective observer (yes, I know none of you believe that) watch out for Darwin Thompson.  He is going to be a star.

 

The offense has a legit chance to set the NFL scoring record.  The question is going to be how well (or bad) the completely retooled defense is.  I am guessing it won't be as awful as it's been....but it's low bar to clear. 

 

4.  I am very well aware that a 50 TD 5000 yard season is just not something anyone should realisitcally expect to repeat.  I am also telling you that the Chiefs are going to throw more, have more weapons than last year if that's possible (they do....the previously mentioned Thompson..and Mecole Hardman is for real)  ....The regression, if there is one...won't be much.

 

As far as Jets and Bills....It won't be a popular opinion, but I like the Jets offense just a LITTLE bit more than the Bills.  I think Bell is way overpaid, but I think they will get alot of him as runner and reciever, and I like Robby Anderson as a wideout better than anything the Bills have.  I do think Beasely is going to really help Allen alot and I do think Allen is going to improve...I am just inclined to think that Allen takes a small step forward, If I liked your backs better, I'd put them over the Jets....to me both teams are kind of close...the Bills have the far better D, but I like the Jets O better.  It wouldn't take much of an argument to talk me into 9-7 for the Bills or 6-10 for the Jets...I kind of think they are both in that range.

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1 hour ago, CommonCents said:

I piss in your general direction. 

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only I’m doing it from above 

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56 minutes ago, DCbillsfan said:

Dude, Andy Reid will lose 50 pounds before the Chiefs go 19 - 0.  In other words, it ain't happening.  Also, there is Pittsburg, KS and Pittsburgh, PA.  We talking Gorillas or Steelers?

 

Uh-oh.  You obviously missed his new look on the sidelines this preseason.  He's not quite svelte but he looks like he's lost a considerable amount of weight already.  I believe a couple of commentators mentioned this during a broadcast.

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Again...just more evidence we need a separate forum for special needs members. He's trying his best here I think...spent a lot of time and energy. I mean just LOOK at all those words!

 

Don't change, bud. Everyone's rooting for you.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, SoTier said:

 

Uh-oh.  You obviously missed his new look on the sidelines this preseason.  He's not quite svelte but he looks like he's lost a considerable amount of weight already.  I believe a couple of commentators mentioned this during a broadcast.

Good for him.  I guess the Chiefs are going 19 - 0!

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