Teddy KGB Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 5 hours ago, JoPar_v2 said: Really REALLY hope his does get cut. So I can see what jerkoffs on this board say about foster dropping balls. Or Sweeney. Or McKenzie. D***heads, every single one of ya. That’s fine when he’s on the team again you got another scapegoat for josh allen throwing it 5 yards past a MFer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 You guys are jerks. Do you know how difficult it is to put a contact in with a frying pan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Irv said: You guys are jerks. Do you know how difficult it is to put a contact in with a frying pan? Punks! Pistol Packin’ Punks, Irv. Get it right. You have a reputation to uphold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Irv said: You guys are jerks. Do you know how difficult it is to put a contact in with a frying pan? 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: Punks! Pistol Packin’ Punks, Irv. Get it right. You have a reputation to uphold. Not gonna lie ... I'm a little disappointed that we haven't seen any armadillos yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Gugny said: Not gonna lie ... I'm a little disappointed that we haven't seen any armadillos yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Learn how to see while looking directly at the sun and learn how to see those low and away Allen throws a lot sooner than you do!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Jay_Fixit said: Learn how to see while looking directly at the sun and learn how to see those low and away Allen throws a lot sooner than you do!!! Pretty sure that's a different surgery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Gugny said: Not gonna lie ... I'm a little disappointed that we haven't seen any armadillos yet. You know, I took graphic arts in college. A certain moderator, unfortunately does not share our affection for the Zay/Armadillo masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
416BillsFan Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Have any Bills ever appeared in a William Mattar commercial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 On 8/11/2019 at 1:35 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Atwal Eye Care. Uses a laser to fix your eyes, right? Last guy who strapped anyone to a table and used a laser was Auric Goldfinger. ? Right for the family jewels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Doing an Allstate commercial would be more ironic. Donchathink? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Doc said: Doing an Allstate commercial would be more ironic. Donchathink? Yeah he'd be a good Mayhem... "I'm stone hands Jones... Its the 4th Quarter, 5 seconds left and you're down by 4. Your team has the ball at the 5 yard line... You could've had a better receiver but instead chose a cut rate player like me... You throw me the ball expecting a Touchdown and celebration.... instead I ripe out your heart and end you playoff hopes with a bobble and drop as time expires. so get Allstate and prevent Mayhem like me." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, MR8 said: Yeah he'd be a good Mayhem... "I'm stone hands Jones... Its the 4th Quarter, 5 seconds left and you're down by 4. Your team has the ball at the 5 yard line... You could've had a better receiver but instead chose a cut rate player like me... You throw me the ball expecting a Touchdown and celebration.... instead I ripe out your heart and end you playoff hopes with a bobble and drop as time expires. so get Allstate and prevent Mayhem like me." I think he was referring to the "You're in good hands with Allstate" slogan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 hour ago, MR8 said: "I'm stone hands Jones He prefers "Dropzone" Jones. Says the hands and eyes are good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Rocket94 said: Right for the family jewels! Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Rocket, it may be your last...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Rocket, it may be your last...? No...I expect you to die Mr. Bond! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 14 hours ago, WhoTom said: I think he was referring to the "You're in good hands with Allstate" slogan. yeah I am aware, I was taking it in a different direction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabel Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: This. [big ol' video of the same video above, just removed it so as not to be redundant] That's a nice breakdown. Bummed me right out that Zay didn't catch that, I mean, I can get how Allen sometimes puts the ball in not so great a spot but this one hit him right in the face and he dropped it like a hot potato. I wanna see Zay succeed, I think he has talent, and, well, if he succeeds it helps the team, so... but the drops (especially these ones) can't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 On 8/11/2019 at 1:03 PM, transient said: Apparently he’s got a book endorsement deal in the works as well. Good book. It makes learning fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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