apuszczalowski Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Better question, Would you buy a toe from someone? Really, why would someone want to buy a toe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said: Better question, Would you buy a toe from someone? Really, why would someone want to buy a toe? Lucky Human Toe key-chain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Little toe no unless some good reason. On the other hand I actually asked my podiatrist about possibility of removing big toe since I have had issues with it since 1990 and I am in pain with it every day but I cannot see anyone willing to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 The Japanese yakuza required members who fail to cut off a joint and when they stop being members of yakuza some have had a toe removed and reshaped into finger joint and grafted on stub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Irv said: If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take? The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal. How much? This is an odd question. Why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 6 hours ago, DC Tom said: Hell, I'd give it away. Damn things are useless, good only for stubbing on things and hurting like hell. It serves an important purpose....it protects the toe next door! If I could add YOUR toe to the outside of MY foot, while still fitting in my shoes, I’d be less careful around furniture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Augie said: It serves an important purpose....it protects the toe next door! If I could add YOUR toe to the outside of MY foot, while still fitting in my shoes, I’d be less careful around furniture! Not a problem. I'll have it overnighted tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 1 minute ago, DC Tom said: Not a problem. I'll have it overnighted tomorrow. I hope you don’t plan to stick me with the shipping! I can take UPS ground if it’s going to cost me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 (edited) 50 grand. Then, I’d buy Royale with Cheese’s Johnson for 10 grand and sew it on my foot and you wouldn’t even know the difference. Edited August 10, 2019 by Binghamton Beast 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Augie said: I hope you don’t plan to stick me with the shipping! I can take UPS ground if it’s going to cost me. You're getting a free toe, and you're going to complain about shipping? Well, ***** you then. I'll send it to someone who appreciates a quality distal phalanx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, DC Tom said: You're getting a free toe, and you're going to complain about shipping? Well, ***** you then. I'll send it to someone who appreciates a quality distal phalanx. WAIT! I was just getting ONE toe? I thought this was for the set! You will get a seriously bad Yelp review from me on the digit swapping platform! I bet your “quality” was average at best! . Edited August 10, 2019 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Gugny said: I'd do it for $100,000. I'd have to have another 50 grand, just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: That’s why I won’t spend the $19.95 on Ancestry.com... frightened as to what I might find. ? On the bright side, you could have Royal blood. Nobody likes Prince Charles anyway, so you should maybe give it a go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 50 grand, but I want to sell them both. Package deal. 100K would pay off my wife’s and my student loans. I don’t need those toes anymore. I really don’t need to impress anyone, and the nubs would make for a good conversation starter when I’m wearing flip flops. Need a kidney? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 How much is Rex willing to pay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 No, but I would sell one of yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 15 hours ago, mead107 said: How much could I get for my other little thing? 1.5 million ? It needs to be at least as long as your little toe to be worth anything on the dark web, so I believe that disqualifies you. How attached are you to those kidneys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 10:05 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: That’s why I won’t spend the $19.95 on Ancestry.com... frightened as to what I might find. ? Lol! Wouldn't it be funny if they sent you a letter saying, ha ha! How did you get a swab from a sasquatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Fan in San Diego said: Lol! Wouldn't it be funny if they sent you a letter saying, ha ha! How did you get a swab from a sasquatch? Funny for some, tragic for me. ? I would probably get my own reality tv show. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 11:28 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: 50 grand, but I want to sell them both. Package deal. 100K would pay off my wife’s and my student loans. I don’t need those toes anymore. I really don’t need to impress anyone, and the nubs would make for a good conversation starter when I’m wearing flip flops. Need a kidney? Voting for Bernie would too. AND you still get to keep your toes. "Keep your toes! Feel the Bern!" ^^^That's a hell of a campaign slogan!^^^ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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