HOUSE Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Terry Pegula is basically what Ralph Wiggum would be as an adult. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 “Watching the Bills every year is like bearing witness to an isolated tribe living in the Aleutian island chain, where kids trek to school in snowshoes and their parents swill paint thinner while carving tally marks into a nearby wooden plank with a bowie knife to count down the days until it’s time to reconvene with the Lord. The Bills are a portrait of despair. I don’t even like thinking about them. I was in coma for two weeks last winter and the nicest thing about it was that I never once thought of the Bills. Now I’m alive again and just the IDEA of the Bills still existing makes me yearn to be eaten by a frost bear and sent back into the great blackness, where all is quiet and Cole Beasley doesn’t exist.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Clicking on this thread I was hoping for a good laugh, because you know, funny is as funny does, but noooooo, not even funny.... disappointed, guess i’ll Get. Myself a beer ? Go Bills!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I think those are usually really well done and funny and that this one was awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Checked in expecting some laughs, was sorely disappointed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 This was better than the last two years, but it was still not as great as when the series first came out. Maybe it's just because it's nothing we don't already say to/about ourselves already. We get overhyped, we break tables, and the team is usually mediocre. The city is cold. Just the same jokes retreaded. This fan comment made me laugh though. "F**k Sean McDermott’s phony, psalm-spewing, flag-humping, troop-sniffing, Ron Howard-looking ass. All of his ginger mean mugs and aggressive clapping do not impress Bill Belichick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Man, I usually look forward to these for a good laugh, but the Bills one just isn't funny. Ok, make fun of Peterman, make fun of "the process", and make fun of Buffalo itself. He's running out of ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 “Kelvin Benjamin got released. This team gave up real draft picks for that pork roast.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Hard to keep the concept fresh in general, but in the author’s defense, not much has really changed here in 20 years besides the names. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, chris heff said: “Kelvin Benjamin got released. This team gave up real draft picks for that pork roast.” Like I said, we make fun of the Bills way better on here ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 minute ago, YoloinOhio said: Like I said, we make fun of the Bills way better on here ... I just liked the use of “pork roast”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, chris heff said: I just liked the use of “pork roast”. If only we had gotten a pound of bacon and some chops from him, it would have helped to balance the cost 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) There were some great jabs in there, and the fan submissions were fun. Magary is losing some of his edge, though. Maybe it's just kind of run it's course, like any other act. Edited August 1, 2019 by sodbuster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, sodbuster said: There were some great jabs in there, and the fan submissions were fun. Magary is losing some of his edge, though. Maybe it's just kind of run it's course, like any other act. I wonder if he actually wrote this one, or if he had someone else do it. Because the others before it were pretty good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Previous years were way better. I was hoping to have a good laugh at the Bills, but didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, 4_kidd_4 said: Hard to keep the concept fresh in general, but in the author’s defense, not much has really changed here in 20 years besides the names. Exactly. My buddy who is a giants fan loves this year’s edition because the giants have given guys like Magary a LOT of ammo lately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 This basically felt the same as last years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 had to giggle here Quote Another year of McDermott needing to “check the tape” to explain Allen’s 10 for 22 for 143 yards, and him using the phrase “at the end of the day” at least 21 times during the press conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Billieve Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Just for comparisons sake: https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-buffalo-bills-1785446085 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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