YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) Edited August 1, 2019 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Pretty meh imo only funny part Frank Gore and T.J. Yeldon were added to the backfield just in case LeSean McCoy gets hurt and/or charged with sending a hired goon—possibly Dodson?—to beat up an ex-girlfriend. In a rare flash of sanity, Antonio Brown nixed a trade here because he listened to his conscience 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Pretty meh imo only funny part That peterman hype video is pretty much all they needed to put in the article for it to be funny. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Just ok...was expecting better. Maybe these are only funny when it's about other teams? Or have the Bills reached some meta- irrelevancy zeitgeist where even WYTS satire is meh? wtf 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elroy16 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) Quote Fuse the best part of the 2018 Bills QB room together and it would still get easily outplayed by a suddenly overweight Colin Kaepernick. 13 minutes ago, The Wiz said: That peterman hype video is pretty much all they needed to put in the article for it to be funny. That would have been 100x better, that video is hilarious. Edited August 1, 2019 by elroy16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemhoff Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 These haven't been as good this year as in the past. I remember gut wrenching laughter in the past...this year not so much. However the user comment about JA's arm being slightly less accurate than a North Korean ballistic missile was pretty funny 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Just ok...was expecting better. Maybe these are only funny when it's about other teams? Or have the Bills reached some meta- irrelevancy zeitgeist where even WYTS satire is meh? wtf I think this board is funnier 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: I think this board is funnier Evabody funny...now you funny too. * ? 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Just ok...was expecting better. Maybe these are only funny when it's about other teams? Or have the Bills reached some meta- irrelevancy zeitgeist where even WYTS satire is meh? wtf Trying to step aside, I really felt it was pretty mediocre laced with occasional spurts of just mean Deadspin is capable of better. I was expecting better. This read as though it were written by a couple of posters here whom I shall not name. So yeah, I guess the Bills have reached meta-irrelevancy zeitgeist where even the satire is mediocre 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven&nine Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 "Fans will set dildos on fire in celebration if Josh Allen rises to the skill level of a lesser McCown brother." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I like where he referred to us as “chaw-stuffed ATV fetishists.” Can’t even argue with that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Trying to step aside, I really felt it was pretty mediocre laced with occasional spurts of just mean Deadspin is capable of better. I was expecting better. This read as though it were written by a couple of posters here whom I shall not name. So yeah, I guess the Bills have reached meta-irrelevancy zeitgeist where even the satire is mediocre Hopefully as the team improves so will the insults 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Trying to step aside, I really felt it was pretty mediocre laced with occasional spurts of just mean Deadspin is capable of better. I was expecting better. This read as though it were written by a couple of posters here whom I shall not name. So yeah, I guess the Bills have reached meta-irrelevancy zeitgeist where even the satire is mediocre I agree, it was totally mailed in. I’m all for laughing at the team but they didn’t try very hard. And it’s like they have no idea about anything, considering they joked about Frazier getting canned ... ummm he’s the coordinator with the second ranked defense in the league. The other coordinator had the 31st ranked offense. At least get the insults right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 39 minutes ago, The Wiz said: That peterman hype video is pretty much all they needed to put in the article for it to be funny. Truly. I laughed at it when they posted it last year and it's even funnier now. "QB1" LOLOL the PR team did what they could. Did not enjoy the read. Even the comments aren't as funny as they have been. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 “Terry Pegula is basically what Ralph Wiggum would be as an adult.” A+ 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Once again, the comments are far funnier than the script. ‘Josh’s arm is slightly less accurate than a North Korean ballistic missile. He’ll be our poor man’s RGIII, always on the sideline in crutches or a walking boot, full of unfulfilled potential. It’s like the school valedictorian that gets paralyzed by a drunk driver the summer before starting medical school, except the Bills are the drunk driver.’ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thurst44 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, 4_kidd_4 said: “Terry Pegula is basically what Ralph Wiggum would be as an adult.” A+ So, Chief Wiggum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 For a guy who does one for all 32 teams, these are incredibly well done. Drew Magary is an excellent writer. Sure, there's some predictability there, but the only thing more predictable is butt-hurt fans on this board crapping over it under the guise of lacking originality. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBoots8 Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 “That’s what happens to people when they arrive in Buffalo. They land at the airport, survey the frozen and windswept barrens, hear “Name” playing on a loop at the local wing joint, and instinctively want to flee.” I have to admit this line got a laugh out of me. Drew does good work for having to cover all 32 teams. ...plus we crushed his Vikings last year. Might be a little bitter still lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I love that he mentioned how we beat his Vikings last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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