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15 minutes ago, teef said:

a toto toilet seat is an investment in your rear end.  it can change the course of your day.  and the options!  on mine, you can aim the spray, change the intensity of the spray, change the temp of the water in the spray, choose if the spray is intermittent or oscillating, and to top it off,  a small heater pops out and dries the area.  

 

did i mention that it emits a fresh scent and has a heated seat?  because it ***** does.

 

Some might even call it the Cadillac of crappers.

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1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

 

Just how much time do you spend on the Crapper?    Is there a TV close by? 

i'm in and out.  it's not about working hard, it's about working smart.

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27 minutes ago, teef said:

they're spas, so i think you can get away with that *****.  there's a spa in skaneateles ny called mirbeau.  the place is expensive, but they me walk around that joint in a robe, drinking glasses of vodka at my leisure.  people had to check in while staring at me in a robe, half in the bag in the lobby.  that's america.

One would think.... until you mosey up to the fancy dining room bar at 6pm. ?‍♂️. Guess my next relaxation weekend will be in Skaneatles. ?

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1 hour ago, teef said:

i was too until we moved into a 

any idea how nice you want to go?  there's a place in pittsford called the del monte that has nice rooms.  another place called the woodcliff that isn't in pittsford, but has the same feel and isn't too far away.  

Thanks teef. I’ll check those out. I’m not trying to go too expensive but I am hoping to find Bills fans wherever I end up.

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2 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

Predictions on who will fail the conditioning test? 

None...the team appears to be all in on The Process after watching Bills Embedded Season 2.

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2 hours ago, teef said:

a toto toilet seat is an investment in your rear end.  it can change the course of your day.  and the options!  on mine, you can aim the spray, change the intensity of the spray, change the temp of the water in the spray, choose if the spray is intermittent or oscillating, and to top it off,  a small heater pops out and dries the area.  

 

did i mention that it emits a fresh scent and has a heated seat?  because it ***** does.

 

If your day is made or broken by having a robot clean your butt, then the rest of us must live in a great dystopian society compared to you both!!

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2 hours ago, teef said:

they're spas, so i think you can get away with that *****.  there's a spa in skaneateles ny called mirbeau.  the place is expensive, but they me walk around that joint in a robe, drinking glasses of vodka at my leisure.  people had to check in while staring at me in a robe, half in the bag in the lobby.  that's america.

Del Monte, Woodcliff, Mirbeau ...... we've probably seen each other nekid a few times ?

 

Been to Mohonk?

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3 hours ago, teef said:

a toto toilet seat is an investment in your rear end.  it can change the course of your day.  and the options!  on mine, you can aim the spray, change the intensity of the spray, change the temp of the water in the spray, choose if the spray is intermittent or oscillating, and to top it off,  a small heater pops out and dries the area.  

 

did i mention that it emits a fresh scent and has a heated seat?  because it ***** does.

 

Jesus, I'm living in the dark ages. I still wash my ass in the sink

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