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2 hours ago, teef said:

these are usually fantastic.  i was actually let down by the bill's one last year.  far too boring.

They have some good material to work with this year - halftime retirement, Antonio brown, etc 

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3 hours ago, teef said:

these are usually fantastic.  i was actually let down by the bill's one last year.  far too boring.

 

So, even our “why we suck” sucked? Figures......That’s the Bills for you.....

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

So, even our “why we suck” sucked? Figures......That’s the Bills for you.....

 

 

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we can never have nice things.  even when we do, scottlaw still hates them.

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This is my absolute favorite thing before preseason. I am genuinely excited to read these things each year. Not so much for the bills as the whole league. I agree ours last year wasn’t that good. Oh this year though they have some fun ammo though. After reading the cardinals that’s hard to beat. Great job deadspin 

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1 hour ago, Rc2catch said:

This is my absolute favorite thing before preseason. I am genuinely excited to read these things each year. Not so much for the bills as the whole league. I agree ours last year wasn’t that good. Oh this year though they have some fun ammo though. After reading the cardinals that’s hard to beat. Great job deadspin 

The Jets write-up this year with Gase Eyes should be legendary 

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7 hours ago, YoloinOhio said:
Your coach: This team handpicked a defensive guru to pair with Josh Rosen and then shitcanned both of them immediately for a corgi quarterback and a Vineyard Vines fascist

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I did not know Murray was Welsh.  I learn something every day here.

3 hours ago, teef said:

we can never have nice things.  even when we do, scottlaw still hates them.

I am convinced that Jerry Sullivan used to read Scott's posts to write his column.

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This team has the potential to be epically bad.  A joke of a HC, a sexual predator and utter coaching trash as DC,  a clown as GM and an owner who's chromosome count is either 1 too many or 1 too few.  

 

 

And tiny Kyler Murray.

 

The perfect storm.

 

"The Cardinals should be playing casinos since they’re basically just a tribute act to an NFL team. I can see the billboards now: “Come watch Not-Quite-Sean-McVay coach I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Russell-Wilson, throwing to Almost-Jerry-Rice. Squint your eyes after drinking enough beer and they almost look like a real football team!”

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19 hours ago, teef said:

these are usually fantastic.  i was actually let down by the bill's one last year.  far too boring.

 

Agreed, and I'll happily laugh along with our ineptitude.  This year's Bills one should be interesting, considering Magary is a Vikes fan and the Bills destroyed them.  I'm sure we'll be subjected to a lot of warranted Peterman jokes, and I expect Kelvin Benjamin to make an appearance as well.

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30 minutes ago, eball said:

 

Agreed, and I'll happily laugh along with our ineptitude.  This year's Bills one should be interesting, considering Magary is a Vikes fan and the Bills destroyed them.  I'm sure we'll be subjected to a lot of warranted Peterman jokes, and I expect Kelvin Benjamin to make an appearance as well.

The Patriots version is always outrageously funny every year as well - and with the Kraft story it will be epic 

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Your 2018 record: 4-12, featuring two three-game losing streaks and a six-game losing streak. That’s a lot of Jetsiness to pack into one season, but this franchise rarely, if ever, lets America down when it comes to being terrible in the densest possible concentrations. They got frog-stomped 41-10 by a Bills team quarterbacked by Matt Barkley, which is somehow even more humiliating than losing to Nathan Peterman. 

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