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- A steak that's cooked above medium is unacceptable.  Med rare is the best.  Medium I can live with.

- If the person is more than 10 steps away, you don't have to hold the door for them anymore.  If you hold the door for someone farther than 10 steps, it gets to that awkward part where the walker now has to speed up just to get the door.  Just go in, I can open the door 5-7 seconds later.

- If you're someone who gives me the lower number first when asking for the score...I immediately think you're not a sports guy.  What's the score?  17-24.  

- It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness.  Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts.  

-  Tight shirts when someone doesn't work out or has definition in their body looks odd.

- Pineapple never belongs on pizza.

 

I'll come up with more as this thread goes.....

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Always buy shirts and or pants a size larger if you can’t try them on.  Clothes are more comfortable loose than tight 

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1 - Be on time (and that really means be early).

2 - Don't interrupt unless I'm about to experience some sort of trauma.

3 - Treat people with respect.

4 - Don't use social media to complain.  If you have an issue, do the research and get to the right person.  You'll get more results that way.

5 - Pick up after yourself.

6 - Eat sensibly and get exercise.

7 - Look at yourself in the mirror before going outside.

8 - Don't be an idiot at a sporting event.

9 - Say please and thank you.

10 - Do more than what is asked.

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1) if someone offers you a beer or any alcoholic beverage, you take it without hesitation 

2) always offer a drink to your guest. 

 

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Brush your teeth before you leave the house 

 

Use the toilet whenever it’s convenient, you never know how long it will be before you get another chance

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Don't drink any beer that ends in light, has the name of or is best served with fruit

 

When it comes to golf, if you ask if you should hit a provisional, you already have your answer

 

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

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Most people are idiots. Learn to deal with them 

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52 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

- If the person is more than 10 steps away, you don't have to hold the door for them anymore.  If you hold the door for someone farther than 10 steps, it gets to that awkward part where the walker now has to speed up just to get the door.  Just go in, I can open the door 5-7 seconds later.

Why are you walking in slow motion? 

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Always keep your finger nails clipped if you have a girlfriend/wife or they will be very hesitant to let you put your hand down below.

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Don't get under @BringBackFergy AND ESPECIALLY @Cripple Creek 's skin!

 

Notice, that's a non-working notification... You DON'T want to piss that guy off.  Don't prod the bear.  Bad things!  Bad things Man! 

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2 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

Always keep your finger nails clipped if you have a girlfriend/wife or they will be very hesitant to let you put your hand down below.

Wow!  Little TMI!  ???

 

You're not playing the violin/fiddle at one of @Gugny's summer smoker fests... Easy there Conan... 😋

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4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Don't get under @BringBackFergy AND ESPECIALLY @Cripple Creek 's skin!

 

Notice, that's a non-working notification... You DON'T want to piss that guy off.  Don't prod the bear.  Bad things!  Bad things Man! 

This rule comes from a guy that can suck tapioca off a trailer hitch

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7 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

This rule comes from a guy that can suck tapioca off a trailer hitch

You watch it mister!  Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing.  You think it's fun:

 

 

 

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54 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

OP is a numbskull is my one and only

 

pineapple rules

 

You're not winning at life.

36 minutes ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said:

Why are you walking in slow motion? 

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I very casually walk to doors.

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1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

- Pineapple never belongs on pizza.

 

I totally agree with all of your other topics. But a really well-done Hawaiian pizza is a treasure that should be eaten once in awhile.

1 hour ago, BuffaloBud said:

1 - Be on time (and that really means be early).

2 - Don't interrupt unless I'm about to experience some sort of trauma.

3 - Treat people with respect.

4 - Don't use social media to complain.  If you have an issue, do the research and get to the right person.  You'll get more results that way.

5 - Pick up after yourself.

6 - Eat sensibly and get exercise.

7 - Look at yourself in the mirror before going outside.

8 - Don't be an idiot at a sporting event.

9 - Say please and thank you.

10 - Do more than what is asked.

 

A true gentleman. 

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1) Everyone's an idiot.

2) If you disagree, see rule #1.

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You’ve got to be crazy to trust a wolf that pretends to be tame, a horse that seems healthy, a teenager in love, or a ***** who swears she’ll be faithful. - King Lear's Fool

 

 

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1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

- It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness.  Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts.  

 

 

The color is "salmon."  

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1. Make yourself your mission.  No woman, child, job, sports team, whatever is your mission.  Ever.

2. Don't ***** up.

3. Go home today.

4. Walk with purpose.

5. Approach/flirt with women during the day.

6. Save money from every paycheck.

7. Be generous.

8. Be 6'+ tall.

9. Be attractive.

10. Don't be unattractive.

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-Pineapple always belongs on pizza, OP :thumbsup:

-Always assume other drivers don't see you (goes double for pedestrians and bicyclists)

-Get up earlier than you need to, letting your day unfold more slowly.

  

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43 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

1) Everyone's an idiot.

2) If you disagree, see rule #1.

Does that include you?

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