DC Tom Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: - It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness. Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts. The color is "salmon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Keep an open mind... but not so open that your head will roll off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1. Make yourself your mission. No woman, child, job, sports team, whatever is your mission. Ever. 2. Don't ***** up. 3. Go home today. 4. Walk with purpose. 5. Approach/flirt with women during the day. 6. Save money from every paycheck. 7. Be generous. 8. Be 6'+ tall. 9. Be attractive. 10. Don't be unattractive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 -Pineapple always belongs on pizza, OP -Always assume other drivers don't see you (goes double for pedestrians and bicyclists) -Get up earlier than you need to, letting your day unfold more slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, DC Tom said: 1) Everyone's an idiot. 2) If you disagree, see rule #1. Does that include you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 1. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. 2. You cant teach hustle. 3. Work harder than the guy beside you. 4. Be humble. 5. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Edited July 12, 2019 by RaoulDuke79 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 When people want to gamble on the golf course, I immediately inform them I plan to cheat on every hole. I mean, that’s only fair, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 -Never get less than 12 hours sleep -Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city -And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 * Use more than 13 pieces of charcoal to grill steaks. * Don't pick up burning charcoal with your bare hands. * When providing a link to a Live Cam, make damn sure they aren't mechanized versions of animals. * Taste test lots of different types of peanut butter until you find one you like. * "I" before "E" except when spelling Exiled or Illinois. * If you are so drunk that you forget to close the freezer and lose all your food, just admit it and move on. * Turbo is NEVER wrong. * Putting hot sauce on your balls really burns (I haven't tried but heard stories about this). * "Richard Head" is interchangeable with "Idiot". * Water was meant to flow naturally through our nation. Don't F with the natural path of our inland waters. * Josh Allen has been in many cities in the USA. * When posting anything on TBD (whether it's in the Consumer Electronics Forum or the College Football board, always tag @Cripple Creek. He doesn't get a lot of notifications in his in-box, and this makes him feel involved. @Cripple Creek 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said: Do onto others before they can doodoo onto you. this reminds me: don't live by the golden rule because it's bullsh1t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, KD in CA said: -Never get less than 12 hours sleep -Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city -And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body Even if his name is "Cheektowaga"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, mrags said: Most people are idiots. Learn to deal with them Perhaps the most critical rule in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Reed83HOF said: Does that include you? I'm not everyone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 ....."ALWAYS wear clean underwear in case you have to go to the hospital". Sound familiar?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Have low expectations, it reduces disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Never say "bless you" after someone sneezes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Never wear shorts to work unless it's part of your work uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: You watch it mister! Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing. You think it's fun: I love that photo! Reminds me of Grampy, rest is soul. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: I love that photo! Reminds me of Grampy, rest is soul. RIP. Did he drown ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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