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On 7/28/2020 at 11:26 AM, Golden Goat said:

My tolerance to THC is crazy-high, but I thought for sure that a 10-pack of indica gummies before a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta would ignite all kinds of "altered state of mind thoughts." It never happened. :( I did; however, shell out $72 on snacks.

 

How many milligrams per gummy?

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When I was in college, I had my first edible and I ate too much....I was also drinking.  I remember sitting on the couch and had my legs on the ottoman watching Coming to America. Then it hit me

not many great thoughts, but a number of incidences.   i remember once on acid, a few of us we outside on my friend's deck just enjoying the outdoors.  at one point i looked up at my friend,

how long do you have for my long list?     tripping on mesc listening to the entire Moody Blues collection in the dark  tripping on shrooms and walking from Monroe (near Culver) to d

Once in high school I had the good fortune of sitting with four friends in an attic and getting whacked out of my mind on shrooms.  Great day overall, but the highlight was standing next to a window and meticulously copying every tiny crack on the sill down into a document that I called "the wood language."  I did this for three hours.  Unfortunately, acid took me into a dark place just a few months later and I never tried psychedelics again.

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49 minutes ago, InEnemyTerritory said:

Once in high school I had the good fortune of sitting with four friends in an attic and getting whacked out of my mind on shrooms.  Great day overall, but the highlight was standing next to a window and meticulously copying every tiny crack on the sill down into a document that I called "the wood language."  I did this for three hours.  Unfortunately, acid took me into a dark place just a few months later and I never tried psychedelics again.

 

I’ve done just about every hallucinogen in existence.   All within a span of about 6 or 7 years during high school and college.  Had really great experiences for the most part, but a friend of mine once told me “Every time you do LSD you leave a peace of yourself behind.”  Freaked me out.

 

I quit doing hallucinogens my junior year of college after a friend and teammate dropped a 10 strip of some really gnarly blotter acid in my beer.  I had a bad time.  Was morbidly depressed for almost 2 weeks as a result.  Done and done ✌️ 

 

I did give a class presentation in college high of my ass on Peyote one time though 😎

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46 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

I’ve done just about every hallucinogen in existence.   All within a span of about 6 or 7 years during high school and college.  Had really great experiences for the most part, but a friend of mine once told me “Every time you do LSD you leave a peace of yourself behind.”  Freaked me out.

 

I did give a class presentation in college high of my ass on Peyote one time though 😎

I've never thought of acid like that.  What I did learn after the fact is that it kind of functions as a schizophrenia simulator, which really freaked me out.

 

I can't imagine presenting to a class even a little buzzed, much less using peyote, lol

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I was given a joint before of K2 or fake weed, but told it was real.

 

I smoked it all to my face. Almost instantly I started tripping balls, like different dimension tripping

 

The song bye bye bye came on from NSYNC, and I was with four friends. Instantaneously, as the song started, their heads popped off their shoulders, started spinning in circles while singing bye bye bye.

 

I lost it and screamed for Jesus, and punched my friend in the face. In my defense I thought his head popped off his shoulders

 

 

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On 8/1/2019 at 12:13 AM, Augie said:

A bit off topic, but.....

 

OK, I might have been having a drink at home one night, but this is not MY experience. I’m sitting there watching TV late one night and I hear a big boom/crunch out front. It’s like a 15 mph zone, with an island in the middle of a curvy short stretch. I race out to see what has happened. There is a car on the far side of the road....upside down, on top of the mailbox.

 

The babysitter across the road comes rushing out, house phone in hand. She’s calling the parents who have an upside down car in their front yard. The driver climbs out of the upturned car, rips the phone away from the babysitter , makes a call and I hear him say   ”Mom, I did it again.”

 

I couldn’t make that up. As tow trucks and police start arriving, I look in front of my house. It was a cold night, and I thought it was interesting that the passenger window was down. It made sense when I found Budweiser bottles tossed in my front yard. He tossed the bottles, went too fast, went up a burm, hit the palm tree.....and ended up upside down on the neighbors mailbox. I never said anything to the cops, picked up the beer bottles in the morning, and now hope I didn’t do him a disservice by making him face the music at the time. I’ll never know what was best for him or right. Life’s decisions.... 

Thanks for sharing. This made me laugh so hard.

 

This may be my new favourite thread. I'm belly laughing over here. 

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