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6 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

just print these out 

 

dinosaur-bar-b-que.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&l=5

 

 

 

...ham sammich?...oy vey............

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9 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

just print these out 

 

dinosaur-bar-b-que.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&l=5

 

 

 

In Chinese a prostitute is called a "Chicken" so this is very appropriate.

FYI a male one is called a "Duck".

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Robert Kraft;      Me Love You Too Much!

 

Robert Kraft;      78 is the new 69!

 

Robert Kraft;      Don't go chasing waterfalls!

 

Robert Kraft;     "Supporting Foreign Exchange programs since 2015"

 

Sorry Mr. Kraft,  no Happy Ending today....

 

 

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11 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

just print these out 

 

dinosaur-bar-b-que.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&l=5

 

 

Should be pulled pork - smh

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7 hours ago, 1ManRaid said:

Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes?

 

I said read the thread comments. 

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My greatest hope is that by the fourth quarter, we will be far enough ahead that we won't mind that one of our receivers gets an 'unsportsmanlike conduct' penalty for a really, really inappropriate end zone dance.

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8 hours ago, stevewin said:

Should be pulled pork - smh

agreed, but hey, I went with what I found.   and see Limeaids post re chicken 

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Posted (edited)

How about playing some Genesis at the game? "She seems to have an invisible touch. She reaches in and grabs a hold of your" shut it off

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3 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

agreed, but hey, I went with what I found.   and see Limeaids post re chicken 

Actually also realized - choking the chicken... 😛

 

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18 hours ago, Call_Of_Ktulu said:

That’s horrible, I thought the NFL would donate at least 50%. Greed is a disgusting thing. 

To be fair, at least they're not one of the WORST offenders.  NFL makes about $12.50 profit on a $100 sale, with the charity getting closer to $10.  Factor in overhead, and about 8 cents on the dollar actually goes to cancer research.  The charity has a reasonable 23% loss on overhead on donations, many other nonprofits are much higher.  Total contributions averaged to about $31k per team.

 

Better off just getting knockoff pink gear and donating the savings directly to the charity rather than support the NFL's disingenuous charity marketing.  They have refused a player's request to wear pink for the full season after his mom died of breast cancer, and fined another player for promoting a "rival" charity on his eye black after his father died of cancer.

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1 in 6 (1 in 3 if there is a family history of it) men will get prostate cancer, where are the NFL prostate cancer awareness campaigns? 

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19 hours ago, Bubba Gump said:

Hey Kraft, don't worry, keep your HEAD up

 

Oh please.  A man in Kraft's position clearly pays people to hold his head up for him.

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23 hours ago, 1ManRaid said:

Do...do you want us to make Jewish jokes?

I don't trust any place that just vaguely claims "a percentage of proceeds" will go to charity.  Like how the NFL actually makes more in profits off pink gear than they donate to breast cancer research.  I've seen the donated percentage be as low as 5% of profits.

A good enough accountant, especially if it is unaudited can make the "profits" in a situation like that pretty much  disappear..layer in tons of unallocated overhead on it.  Now if it is 5% of revenue, that is a lot more problematic.

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4 hours ago, 1ManRaid said:

To be fair, at least they're not one of the WORST offenders.  NFL makes about $12.50 profit on a $100 sale, with the charity getting closer to $10.  Factor in overhead, and about 8 cents on the dollar actually goes to cancer research.  The charity has a reasonable 23% loss on overhead on donations, many other nonprofits are much higher.  Total contributions averaged to about $31k per team.

 

Better off just getting knockoff pink gear and donating the savings directly to the charity rather than support the NFL's disingenuous charity marketing.  They have refused a player's request to wear pink for the full season after his mom died of breast cancer, and fined another player for promoting a "rival" charity on his eye black after his father died of cancer.

I have basically limited my donations to very specific things that I know the money goes to the right place. More than half my charity money goes to my students who sometimes are not fed at home. When your money goes to a larger charity generally at least 20% goes into overhead and sometimes it is 50% or more, so if you want to make a real difference check where your money is going.

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Billy Squire's The Stroke on a continuous loop all game.

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Robert  Kraft fighting against discrimination of race and creed in the relaxation industry with his new campaign “Hands across the World”

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I think it's time to let the Kraft thing go. The best practical joke we could pull off is to sweep the Pats. That would be much more satisfying than a pun.

23 hours ago, Rocky Landing said:

My greatest hope is that by the fourth quarter, we will be far enough ahead that we won't mind that one of our receivers gets an 'unsportsmanlike conduct' penalty for a really, really inappropriate end zone dance.

I'm good with that one!

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5 hours ago, Tenhigh said:

Billy Squire's The Stroke on a continuous loop all game.

 

Kiss "Lick it Up?"

Salt n Pepa "Push It?"

The Doors "Touch Me?"

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On 6/20/2019 at 2:44 PM, Rocky Landing said:

Damn that looks good!

Thats probably what Kraft looks like in the video.

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play this 

 

Stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner boy you move mighty well
Stroke me, stroke me (stroke) 
Stroke me, stroke me
You got your number down
Stroke me, stroke me
Say you're a winner but babe, you're just a sinner now

 

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Posted (edited)
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The Genesis Prize fosters Jewish identity, inspires Jewish pride, and strengthens the bond between Israel and the Diaspora. The annual one-million-dollar award celebrates Jewish talent and achievement by honoring individuals for their professional accomplishments, commitment to Jewish values, and contribution to improving the world.


We would like to take this time to Congratulate Robert Kraft for receiving the Genesis Award. Proving to the world that Happy Endings are not just about the After Life.

Edited by ddaryl

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