ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 How is it that we could put a man on the moon in 1969 but 50 years later there is still no way to check if the light inside the refrigerator actually goes off when you shut the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 14 hours ago, Canadian Bills Fan said: The Metric System 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) Greatest female athlete of all time. Edited June 19, 2019 by LBSeeBallLBGetBall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 The NFL salary cap does it for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Partly sunny vs partly cloudy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Sitting at home in the dark during a thunderstorm because a storm knocked out the power. So I get on my smartphone to see the weather map. But the current conditions are cloudy with a 0% chance of rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 11:09 AM, WhoTom said: Partly sunny vs partly cloudy Some people see the glass half full, and some see 19 years of clouds. ? Oh, wait...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Augie said: Some people see the glass half full, and some see 19 years of clouds. ? Oh, wait...... I prefer "cautiously optimistic," as in, "how I approach football season every year." Of course, some years lean more to the cautious side, while others are more optimistic, so ... oh, hell ... never mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 11:09 AM, WhoTom said: Partly sunny vs partly cloudy Partly sunny = mostly cloudy Partly cloudy = mostly sunny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Affect and effect. I know the difference, but every time i type it out i spend a few minutes making sure it's correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Utah is a gorgeous state with awe inspiring views abundant. Not to mention it’s fascinating history. Surely if you asked anyone who’s visited Utah- they will praise it eloquently about its beauty. So when Utah steals New Orleans nba team- is it laziness? Is is ironic in an Alanis way? Did someone smoke too much reefer and forget to submit name change to the league. Riddle me this Batman- why the hell are they called the Utah Jazz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: Utah is a gorgeous state with awe inspiring views abundant. Not to mention it’s fascinating history. Surely if you asked anyone who’s visited Utah- they will praise it eloquently about its beauty. So when Utah steals New Orleans nba team- is it laziness? Is is ironic in an Alanis way? Did someone smoke too much reefer and forget to submit name change to the league. Riddle me this Batman- why the hell are they called the Utah Jazz? Been there, done that. The Great Salt Lake was cool to see at first. Drive out to the Bonneville Salt Flats was too but a 3 hour drive from SLC, not to mention the quality hotels in Wendover. The colors of the hills in Saint George are also a pretty site, but so remote. Its too brown in the summer for my taste and the winters are way to long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopper2 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 You come back from Canada at the Peace Bridge. Pull up to the inspection booth and hand over your passport, and the first thing they do is ask what your citizenship is. WTF! Shouldn’t a passport kind of settle the whole citizenship issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 6/21/2019 at 8:04 AM, Pete said: Utah is a gorgeous state with awe inspiring views abundant. Not to mention it’s fascinating history. Surely if you asked anyone who’s visited Utah- they will praise it eloquently about its beauty. So when Utah steals New Orleans nba team- is it laziness? Is is ironic in an Alanis way? Did someone smoke too much reefer and forget to submit name change to the league. Riddle me this Batman- why the hell are they called the Utah Jazz? Utah Polygamists was taken? Also owing to thrifty pioneer ways handed down, easier to swap only part of the uniform and souvenir lettering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Chopsticks. Not that they are hard. So many choices on how to shovel, pluck, stab, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Seattle not having an NBA team is sacrilege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Chopsticks. Not that they are hard. So many choices on how to shovel, pluck, stab, etc... those pesky carp have really soured you on all things oriental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, /dev/null said: those pesky carp have really soured you on all things oriental Huh? Just had Korean BBQ tonight. Love me all things Asian! Especially yummy carp. AKA: "Kentucky Bluefin." Again... Asian carp are one giant gov't boondoggle created by the Great Lakes States enviros to keep $100s of millions of $$$$ flowing... The sky is falling politically motivated enviro game. Sure I don't want them in Lakes... But there will bound to be a few that get in. Far from pesky... Yawn, who cares, except what seems to be you. The economic and political clout lies with Illinois & Indiana's economic partners in the deeply Red, Conservative States toward the South and Gulf. Not the Blue, enviro worry warts around the Great Lakes. Again, it's all one big boondoggle. Edited June 23, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Asian carp = simple thing that confuses guys like @/dev/null. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Asian carp = simple thing that confuses guys like @/dev/null. Asian carp doesn't confuse me. But I am amazed that a functional ###### such as yourself has survived this long without walking into traffic or drowning yourself in to the toilet *edit, really dude? r*tard is blocked? Edited June 23, 2019 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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