transient Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 53 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I would content that a Chihuahua could just as easily squeeze your coin purse until it bleeds. I’m a step behind, here... is this an analogy for a little person or are you actually referring to a Chihuahua? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, transient said: I’m a step behind, here... is this an analogy for a little person or are you actually referring to a Chihuahua? Reference to pit bull thread. Perhaps poorly executed? Oh well. I enjoy myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Yes I would. However, do to the extreme level of crazy, I would not provide her with my real name, address, or phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 The crazier they are the more I am attracted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 29 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Yes I would. However, do to the extreme level of crazy, I would not provide her with my real name, address, or phone number. Don’t worry, we’ll do our best to help her find you. We love to help build relationships here. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just because she says she’s sorry......does NOT mean you wouldn’t also be sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Reference to pit bull thread. Perhaps poorly executed? Oh well. I enjoy myself. I was being facetious. I was the one who posted the Botched clip in response to the Chihuahua comment. It took me some time but I finally found another that supports your coin purse theory. Watch at your own risk... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcF8svT_Kg Edited June 14, 2019 by transient 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSHMEAB Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 The apology is the only turn-off for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 hour ago, LSHMEAB said: The apology is the only turn-off for me. Lee Harvey... You madman! I want to party with you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 15 hours ago, /dev/null said: Also a yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Bleeding? Nothing a little Hydrogen peroxide wouldn't fix. Could be painful but it would fix that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 On 6/12/2019 at 10:21 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florida-woman-squeezed-boyfriends-genitals-until-they-bled-cops/ How many of you sick bastages would take the chance? Yeah or Nay? How much did she charge for that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Bleeding? Nothing a little Hydrogen peroxide wouldn't fix. Could be painful but it would fix that! you cut that area and it is hard to stop the bleeding, so i've heard. one night after an old man's hockey hour, the guy next to me in the dressing room, i think he had played Jr A, looked down and said "that's what hurt so much out there" the large safety pin holding something in place had opened and was embedded half an inch into his close-to-home thigh someone noted that it might have got stuck in his *****, and he laughed like Spicoli and said "oh man, then that would have really hurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 On 6/12/2019 at 10:26 PM, Doc said: She looks like a brunette Sophie Turner. ...a Bobbit trainee??......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: How much did she charge for that? I can't talk right now... Someone is squeezing my ba...... !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) The next time a woman tells him, "I wanna drain your ****s," he'd be wise to ask for clarification first. Edited June 14, 2019 by WhoTom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Maybe she suffers squeezophrenia..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 8 hours ago, row_33 said: Thank god they weren't horse blanket pins. Imagine these going through your nads! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 So now foreplay can be construed as a criminal act. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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