ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Like they had a chance to begin with. What the hell was Microsoft thinking! https://www.gamespot.com/amp-articles/what-does-xbox-smell-like-xbox-body-wash-revealed-/1100-6467339/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I read a similar article yesterday. "The US Army Corps of Engineers has introduced a new fragrance line called "Gatekeeper Body Wash". The new product line was brought to market in response to private citizens demands for a better smelling government workforce. They will slowly spread this aroma into other markets including car fresheners, lockmaster towers and will include the aroma in the air bubbler systems allowing all lock and canal users to enjoy the fragrance as they wait for transit through the inland waters of the Upper Mississippi Valley. According to the manufacturer, the US government spent $6.97 billion dollars on market studies and research to pinpoint the exact aroma that will put boaters at ease. The press release for this one-of-a-kind bodywash states "Gatekeeper will give our workers a better ability to stay awake while commanding the upper deck of the lock tower. The product has an earthy aroma with hints of peat moss, non-toxic hydraulic fluid and actual river pebbles that were dredged from the canal. In addition, each bottle has 1.4 ounces of asian carp liver oil which provides our workers with a slight sheen and better digestive habits". 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 An escort will bang anyone for a buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: I read a similar article yesterday. "The US Army Corps of Engineers has introduced a new fragrance line called "Gatekeeper Body Wash". The new product line was brought to market in response to private citizens demands for a better smelling government workforce. They will slowly spread this aroma into other markets including car fresheners, lockmaster towers and will include the aroma in the air bubbler systems allowing all lock and canal users to enjoy the fragrance as they wait for transit through the inland waters of the Upper Mississippi Valley. According to the manufacturer, the US government spent $6.97 billion dollars on market studies and research to pinpoint the exact aroma that will put boaters at ease. The press release for this one-of-a-kind bodywash states "Gatekeeper will give our workers a better ability to stay awake while commanding the upper deck of the lock tower. The product has an earthy aroma with hints of peat moss, non-toxic hydraulic fluid and actual river pebbles that were dredged from the canal. In addition, each bottle has 1.4 ounces of asian carp liver oil which provides our workers with a slight sheen and better digestive habits". Diesel, gasoline... LoL... That's how we handle the Asian carp... Not one stinking dink carp body left. Also, from all night snow plowing in the tractor. Drives women crazy! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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