BringBackFergy Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 @ExiledInIllinois, @Mike in Horseheads and @Gugny walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?" @ExiledInIllinois says "I'll have a Shirley Temple on the rocks" @Mike in Horseheads says "Make it two! and I'm buying" @Gugny says " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) ExiledInIllinois, @Mike in Horseheads and @Gugny walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?" @ExiledInIllinois says "I'll have a Shirley Temple on the rocks" @Mike in Horseheads says "Make it two! and I'm buying" @Gugny says "Who's the Richard Cranium who deleted my thread?!?!" Edited May 31, 2019 by Gugny 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: @ExiledInIllinois, @Mike in Horseheads and @Gugny walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?" @ExiledInIllinois says "I'll have a Shirley Temple on the rocks" @Mike in Horseheads says "Make it two! and I'm buying" @Gugny says "Make it three! You guys take me back to my Navy days! EDIT: Let me tag this ***** -er... So they get those pesky notifications! LoL... @Mike in Horseheads @BringBackFergy @Gugny Edited May 31, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 5 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: @ExiledInIllinois, @Mike in Horseheads and @Gugny walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?" @ExiledInIllinois says "I'll have a Shirley Temple on the rocks" @Mike in Horseheads says "Make it two! and I'm buying" @Gugny says " Fake news, no way exiled's response would be so brief 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, The Poojer said: Fake news, no way exiled's response would be so brief I will take, "Where is Exiled and His Wife DOESN'T Want to Know What You Did With Him" for $1,000 Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 This thread is going swimmingly. So, @Augie was feeling frisky and the Mrs was out of town. So, Ol’ Aug jumped into his hatchback and headed for the seedier side of Hotlanta whereupon he encountered a hooker with a pink boa. Being in the mood, Augie stopped his car, rolled down his window and said “... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Being in the mood, Augie stopped his car, rolled down his window and said “... Do you have a recipe for pasta and pickle juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: This thread is going swimmingly. So, @Augie was feeling frisky and the Mrs was out of town. So, Ol’ Aug jumped into his hatchback and headed for the seedier side of Hotlanta whereupon he encountered a hooker with a pink boa. Being in the mood, Augie stopped his car, rolled down his window and said “... “If you’ve got the time, I’ve got the wine coolers” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) Those last two responses were so much better. I think we’ve nearly got this thread back on track. Let us keep going. So, a priest, a rabbi and a @Nervous Guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and said “... Edited June 1, 2019 by Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Those last two responses were so much better. I think we’ve nearly got this thread back on track. Let us keep going. So, a priest, a rabbi and a @Nervous Guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and said “... Your @Nervous Guy, they'll have to wait outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 Teacher asks the kids what they did during summer vacation. Little Joey said “I picked up litter and mowed my neighbor’s lawn for free.” Little Suzy said “I baked cookies and sold them then donated the proceeds to the Homeless Shelter”. Little @Cripple Creek raised his hand and the teacher asked him “What did you do this past summer CC?” @Cripple Creek proudly said “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Teacher asks the kids what they did during summer vacation. Little Joey said “I picked up litter and mowed my neighbor’s lawn for free.” Little Suzy said “I baked cookies and sold them then donated the proceeds to the Homeless Shelter”. Little @Cripple Creek raised his hand and the teacher asked him “What did you do this past summer CC?” @Cripple Creek proudly said “ I donated a kidney so that my grandfather might live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 53 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: I donated a kidney so that my grandfather might live. And then... He had the nerve to pi ss it away! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: And then... He had the nerve to pi ss it away! into the waterways of the upper midwest which are full of asian carp, lazy government workers, and ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, /dev/null said: into the waterways of the upper midwest which are full of asian carp, lazy government workers, and ... About 10,000 gugnies who do nothing all day except... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: About 10,000 gugnies who do nothing all day except... eat pizza crust (without sauce, cheese or toppings) unlike those natives of the area such as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 38 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: eat pizza crust (without sauce, cheese or toppings) unlike those natives of the area such as The Eiians. They are an exiled people, set adrift in the word with no place to call home. Eiians traverse the inland waterways. They worship Cliff Claven, and because of this they always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: This thread is going swimmingly. So, @Augie was feeling frisky and the Mrs was out of town. So, Ol’ Aug jumped into his hatchback and headed for the seedier side of Hotlanta whereupon he encountered a hooker with a pink boa. Being in the mood, Augie stopped his car, rolled down his window and said “... “Do you have two nipples for a dime?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 To which she responded, "I have three nipples and I'm a mime." Augie reached over, opened the door and asked, "How much would it be if I wanted to .... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, Gugny said: To which she responded, "I have three nipples and I'm a mime." Augie reached over, opened the door and asked, "How much would it be if I wanted to .... " tickle your voice box with my..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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