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"Alien" Anally Probes 79 in Texas


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Jeremy ConnVerified account @JeremyConn1057 3m3 minutes ago

 
 

Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/

 

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2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this.

 

things that make you go hmmmmmmmm

 

He couldn't decide if this one fit under "Life Gets Tougher Everyday" or "Would Ya?"

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36 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Funny what with all of the weird news GBID posts he “misses” this.

 

things that make you go hmmmmmmmm

 

 

You’re out of jail?  Isn’t that you in the picture?  You do look mighty alien like.  Did @Gugny appreciate your “probing?”

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8 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

You’re out of jail?  Isn’t that you in the picture?  You do look mighty alien like.  Did @Gugny appreciate your “probing?”

 

I’m sure several of our posters here have been cruising El Paso....”searching” for this guy.....for various reasons. 

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23 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

Yikes .... colonoscopies for all... 

 

If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you!   ?

 

Let’s just say, anesthesia is preferred. 

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