whatdrought Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Nah... just don’t mention us at all... we didnt aprove your representation... Edited April 25, 2019 by whatdrought 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Deek Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Hate to break it to you but they moved the Draft to Detroit..and it’s NEXT weekend! (Kidding) Have a great time. Try the smoked brisket....it’s yummy. Go Bills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If you truly represent Bills fans, you will stand in the middle of downtown and scream at the top of your lungs "IT WAS A FORWARD PASS!" 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBeane Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Proper documentation on this board is required for all of these statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornette's Commentary Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Do you promise to kiss TJ Hockenson on the lips if Beane takes him at 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Cornette's Commentary said: Do you promise to kiss TJ Hockenson on the lips if Beane takes him at 9? Lol! I’ll kiss Beane on the lips if he drafts Hockenson. ? Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornette's Commentary Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, Inigo Montoya said: Lol! I’ll kiss Beane on the lips if drafts Hockenson. ? So, you would want to have a threesome with Beane AND Hockenson, in that case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Cornette's Commentary said: So, you would want to have a threesome with Beane AND Hockenson, in that case? That might be a bridge too far.... You wouldn’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If the storms are the same that moved thru Texas yesterday, prepare to be soaked. 4+ inches of rain in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 You could have saved all that writing and just wrote.... Will Throw ***** At Goddell while he is on the stage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 See if you can get the faithful to sing "Shout" and have it be audible on TV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. You sound like my kind of scum 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsfansinceday1 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 The saying is typically “break a leg” but to honor our great Bills Mafia it will “break a table...and possibly a leg”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Billsfansinceday1 said: The saying is typically “break a leg” but to honor our great Bills Mafia it will “break a table...and possibly a leg”. Might be hard to get a folding table past security into the draft this year to jump onto and destroy. Looking at the security section on the draft web page and you can only bring a freezer bag sized clear plastic bag in with you. No backpacks, no fanny packs, no cameras or camera cases, no purses for the ladies, no signs, no umbrellas. Nothing but your Bills Mafia self.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: Might be hard to get a folding table past security into the draft this year to jump onto and destroy. Looking at the security section on the draft web page and you can only bring a freezer bag sized clear plastic bag in with you. No backpacks, no fanny packs, no cameras or camera cases, no purses for the ladies, no signs, no umbrellas. Nothing but your Bills Mafia self.... Fill that freezer bag with pee and chuck it at Goodell for us, make us all proud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Guess I'm really ancient or something, but the booing Goodell thing rubs me wrong and it gets old when the entire first round is filled with it. Edited April 25, 2019 by Dr. Who 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I hope you're wearing your heavy duty Elbow brace and are ready to use it against anyone wearing patriots gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville. As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. Forthwith, I promise; 1.) To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round. In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection. I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY. 2.) To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select. Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time. 3.) I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets. I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan. 4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans. Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough. I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether. 5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville. I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort. I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A. 6.) I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville. I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend. I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly. So help me God. Hello! An FYI. I'm not sure how long they'll be space but it's FREE parking at the stadium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said: Lol! I’ll kiss Beane on the lips if he drafts Hockenson. ? Could you take it up one notch and tattoo the name T J Hockenson on one butt cheek, a standing Buffalo on the other, then run naked across the stage when Buffalo is on the clock round one of the draft? If arrested I'll promise to start a thread for donations in your honor, I swear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) I expect to throw a d*l*o when the Patriots pick. Edited April 25, 2019 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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