BuffaloBill Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 https://www.npr.org/2019/04/14/713303712/do-you-love-lying-in-bed-get-paid-by-nasa-to-do-it-for-space-research Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) Quote The agencies are currently looking for people who are female, Strike 1 Quote between the ages of 24 and 55 Ball 1 Quote and who speak German Strike 2 I'm out. Edited April 21, 2019 by Just Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 It doesn't take a rocket scientist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 As soon as it becomes a responsibility you will rise at 5am and be productive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Wish they would study what the airlines are pushing as "comfortable" seats! On a long flight, they will break your a*s. If I can find a pillow, I'll usually sit on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 That study is going to have a problem when Joe Biden shows up on a campaign stop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, row_33 said: As soon as it becomes a responsibility you will rise at 5am and be productive Why is it something that I had to do for many years, and found so hard is now unavoidable, now that I am no longer required to do it? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Just now, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Why is it something that I had to do for many years, and found so hard is now unavoidable, now that I am no longer required to do it? ? Age inertia something in King Lear about the gods playing with us as young boys torment flies and tear off their wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 No bathing nor restroom break,I'm out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Perfect job for my daughter except she does not speak German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 11 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Wish they would study what the airlines are pushing as "comfortable" seats! On a long flight, they will break your a*s. If I can find a pillow, I'll usually sit on it. I hope I’m not the next guy to get your pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Piece of cake! 2 months lying in bed with your head slightly tilted at 6°. No problem the country has been run that way for the past 27 months. Oh wait... It's the other definition of: lie. Does anybody know if she speaks German. That looks like about 6°? Tilted 6°... Now who's gonna be man enough to take this to bed and speak dirty German to it? LMAO... I nominate @/dev/null who seconds the motion? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Blood clots should be a major concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Augie said: I hope I’m not the next guy to get your pillow. Well, Sh*t happens! Seriously who was President the last time any of the pillows OR blankets were laundered or sanitized. Fix the seats and I'll give back up pillow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Well, Sh*t happens! Seriously who was President the last time any of the pillows OR blankets were laundered or sanitized. Fix the seats and I'll give back up pillow. I’ll go with FDR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 "The agencies are currently looking for people who are female, between the ages of 24 and 55 and who speak German." .....they'd be shut down in this country for discrimination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 On 4/21/2019 at 9:42 AM, Just Jack said: Strike 1 Have you tried self-identifying as female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, I am the egg man said: "The agencies are currently looking for people who are female, between the ages of 24 and 55 and who speak German." .....they'd be shut down in this country for discrimination. When conducting a scientific study, one can choose the participants from whatever demographic they need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 5 hours ago, DC Tom said: Have you tried self-identifying as female? I could but it’s the speaking German part that would trip me up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, Just Jack said: I could but it’s the speaking German part that would trip me up. Have you tried self-identifying as a German mute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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