SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I met her in a club down in North Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack... Â Â ...I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At Citibank we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 In the year 2525, if man is still alive If woman can survive, they may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie Everything ExiledInIllinois says is a LIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Son, she said, have I got a little story for youWhat you thought was your daddy was nothin but a...While you were sittin home alone at age thirteenYour real daddy was dyin, sorry you didnt see him, but Im glad we talked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Well I never been to heavenBut I been to OklahomaWell they tell me I was born thereBut I really don't remember In Oklahoma, not ArizonaWhat does it matterWhat does it matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Ya know Shady's heart keeps tellin' him "You're not a kid at sixty-three" "Ya play around, ya lose your wife" "Ya play too long, you lose your life" He's got his pills to ease the pain Can't find a thing to ease the rain He'd love to try and settle down But everybody's leavin' town Some gotta win, some gotta lose Good time Shady's got the blues Good time Shady's got the blues Good time Shady's got the blues... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Aren't you the guy who used to set the paces Riding up in front of a hundred Faces I don't suppose you would remember me But I used to follow you back in '63 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Well, it was Back in Blind River in 1962 When I last saw you alive But we missed that shift On the long decline Long may you run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Ya know Shady's heart keeps tellin' him "You're not a kid at sixty-three" I'm still 61 dkhead       Yippie I yea  Ghost riders int he sky   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 There's a killer on the road His brain is squirming like a toad Take a long holiday Let your children play If you give this man a ride Sweet family will die Killer on the road, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You're the meanest old woman that I've ever have seen I guess if you say so I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right) Hit the road Jack and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Blood stains the ivories of my Daddy's baby grand Ain't seen daylight since we started this band No more, No more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Let's go back, let's go back Let's go way on, way back when I didn't even know you You couldn't have been too much more than ten (just a child) I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degrees But, it don't take too much high IQ's To see what you're doing to me  [From: The Blues Brothers]  "Now... You ain't going back on the road no more..."   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 You need my love baby, oh so bad You're not the only one I've ever had And if I say I want to set you free Don't you know you'll be in misery They call me (Dr. love) They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. love) I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. love) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Rat tailed Jimmy is a second hand hoodHe deals out in HollywoodGot a '65 Chevy primered flamesTraded for some powdered goodsJigsaw Jimmy he's runnin' a gangBut I hear he's doin' okayGot a cozy little job sells the Mexican mobPackages of candy cane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Henry got to Mexico and turned his truck around Talkin' with the man who had it growin' from the ground Henry tasted, he got wasted, couldn't even see How he's gonna drive like that is not too clear to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 In the confusion, my uncle grabbed the gold, and we high-tailed it down to Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 All the federales sayThey could have had him any dayThey only let him slip awayOut of kindness I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm goin' way down south, way down south, way down south to Mexico way! Alright! I'm goin' way down south, way down where I can be free! Ain't no one gonna find me babe! Ain't no hangman gonna, he ain't gonna put a rope around me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I don't speak Spanish all that well I'm out of cash, and I'm drunk as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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