MILFHUNTER#518 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, MILFHUNTER#518 said: A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero. You'd get along well with @Limeaid, @Cripple Creek and @Jauronimo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 45 minutes ago, Irv said: Ridgeway. I took graphics arts in college. This is one of my finer pieces. Call me. Substitute the frying pans that go ‘clang’ when I hover over them, and you have a deal. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 6 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired severely constipated - so I do neither. Fixed^^^^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. between 8 and 50 you don't have to think about it and have to try to pee anyway before a putatively short car or subway ride coming up... or have Mom or your wife remind you Edited April 9, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 thought I ***** and only farted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Substitute the frying pans that go ‘clang’ when I hover over them, and you have a deal. ? I said graphic arts. Not sound engineering. I'm only human. Edited April 9, 2019 by Irv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired - so I do neither. Yeah, but back in the day?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired - so I do neither. Oh, so like work then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 A highly paid contract engineer once told me "Never sweat on their time. Never poop on your own time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: You'd get along well with @Limeaid, @Cripple Creek and @Jauronimo. I don’t gugny where I work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 4 hours ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. Technically, “in your pants” is a place. Just sayin’......... But probably not your first choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: Technically, “in your pants” is a place. Just sayin’......... But probably not your first choice. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 both~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 hours ago, mead107 said: So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? What do you mean? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 hours ago, mead107 said: So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 All the time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 20 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: The answer is both. Now for a little lesson. What you need to do is get yourself a pair of poop shoes. What these are, is a pair of shoes you put on to go to the bathroom that nobody else knows about. This allows you to 1. Be as nasty and stinky in the bathroom without being judged and 2. Hang out in there without being hounded. This is absolutely genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 2:04 PM, /dev/null said: I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper That's the whole GSA plan.. it's sanding your rectum to cleanliness. Charmin is like wiping with an inside-out sweatshirt... it just smears the fecal matter, there's no removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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