Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I still think I have a chance.. 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 I think they're safe. I haven't seen anyone smoking an ice cream, Ever .....much less a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: I think they're safe. I haven't seen anyone smoking an ice cream, Ever .....much less a dog I guess you are not familiar with "smoking an ice cream", it is done. Also there is an expression about a girl smoking an ice cream being a sexual act so the sign could be prohibiting ugly girls from doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 55 minutes ago, Limeaid said: I guess you are not familiar with "smoking an ice cream", it is done. Also there is an expression about a girl smoking an ice cream being a sexual act so the sign could be prohibiting ugly girls from doing that. Lol... you must go to some pretty weird internet sites. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 A joke from a very old pulp I am reading: Old Saxon proverb: "Better a pretty woman on other side of the wall than an ugly one on this side of the coverlet." That is translation from 1925 French pulp "La madone des sleepings". Author Maurice Dekobra had an interesting life and usually that makes interesting writing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 juss sayin ‘ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 A guy walks into an insurance agency and want to insure his two dozen VERY expensive cigars. The agent says this is an usual request but wanting the commission writes up the policy. A couple weeks later the guy calls the insurance agency and wants to file a claim. Saying his cigars have all been destroyed in a series of "small fires". The agent refuses to file the claim saying that is what happens with all cigars. The guy protests stating the policy covered theft AND fire. The agent claims that is NOT the type of fire the policy stipulated. Well the guy is incensed and takes the case to court. The judge ruled in favor of the plaintiff and awards him the proceeds from the policy. A few days later the police knock at the man's door with a warrant for his arrest. "What for??" he askes. "24 counts of arson!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 too true.... 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 🤷♂️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: 🤷♂️ That made me think of this thread: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: 🤷♂️ I had to read it 4 times to finally get to the non pervert crowd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Some folks here must wear the pair on the Left 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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