Chandler#81 13,145 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChevyVanMiller 2,691 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
qwksilver 488 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Oldie but a goodie. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Niagara Bill 515 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I had a rose named after me and I was flattered until I read the description. No good in bed but fine against the wall. Eleanor Roosevelt The secret of a good sermon is a good beginning and good ending and have the two be as close as possible. George Burns Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hapless Bills Fan 24,063 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 2 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chandler#81 13,145 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! ‘Tis the season? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Augie 17,079 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limeaid 3,870 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Augie said: Would be funnier if turkeys had teeth. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simon 2,068 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: Would be funnier if turkeys had teeth. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys had teef! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limeaid 3,870 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, Simon said: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys had teef! I had no idea your real name was Richard Sanders! (Colonel Sanders I may have guessed) 2 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChevyVanMiller 2,691 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Edited November 28, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller 2 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chandler#81 13,145 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 😲 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chandler#81 13,145 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Gugny? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Warcodered 12,027 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guffalo 323 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. With that kind of "perusing" I might suggest you clear your browser history and for good measure, spray bleach on your hard drive. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ridgewaycynic2013 6,997 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. Reported. Account suspended. Lazer equipped drone dispatched to your general location. These 🔽 dispatched to your door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Hammersticks 4,722 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. He’s absolutely crushing puss. Who knew? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Hammersticks 4,722 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 So a man is on his way home from work and he stops to buy a bouquet of roses for his lovely wife. He walks in the door and hands the flowers over to his bride with a big smile on his face. Snidely, his wife says “Great, now I guess I have to spread my legs.” The man replies “Don’t you have a vase or something?” 8 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chandler#81 13,145 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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