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3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said:

Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright.

 

Woody said

"Sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

Here’s one source crediting Woody: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7343-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday

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11 hours ago, Niagara Bill said:

Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright.

 

The definitive answer on its author:    https://jeopardyquestions.com/index.php/he-said-that-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night

 

I like this one by Marilyn Monroe, concerning her nude calendar photos:    "It's not true I had nothing on.   I had the radio on."

 

 

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3 hours ago, Lurker said:

 

The definitive answer on its author:    https://jeopardyquestions.com/index.php/he-said-that-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night

 

I like this one by Marilyn Monroe, concerning her nude calendar photos:    "It's not true I had nothing on.   I had the radio on."

 

 

Or..."when I am good I am very very good, but when I am bad I am better"

Mae West

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1 hour ago, Niagara Bill said:

Or..."when I am good I am very very good, but when I am bad I am better"

Mae West

Mae had so many great lines, here’s one for the upcoming yuletide season: 
"My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is New Year's. Why don't you visit me between the holidays?"

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