WhoTom Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 40 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: Hopefully not with a crescent wrench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 5 hours ago, WhoTom said: Hopefully not with a crescent wrench. The jaws of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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qwksilver Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 On Friday, Pat McBryan agreed to meet all his coworkers for happy hour. Pat decided to stay at the bar and watch the Friday night college football game (while having 4 more boilermakers). Once the game ended after a double overtime. Pat decided that he was in no condition to drive, so he slept in his car. The next morning, he went to Denny’s for a hearty greasy breakfast to help combat the pounding in his head (and wouldn’t you know this Denny’s serves beer). After breakfast and 2 pints, it was almost 11 and he knew Notre Dame was on in less than an hour, so he headed to the same bar to watch the game. Somehow, he managed to stay and watch all the games through the Fresno St at Hawaii and closed the bar again. Still, stinking drunk he decided to sleep in his car yet again. Sunday morning, he leaves his car heading to the same Denny’s for breakfast and beer. Upon leaving Denny’s he notices St Peter’s Cathedral and goes inside. He then stumbles into a confessional. Father Kelly is on the other side of the confessional and hears the door close. He asks how long has it been since last confession? But he gets silence. He coughs a bit to get Pat’s attention. Nothing. Father Kelly starts knocking on the wood, “Hello anyone there?”. Pat awakens from the knocking and says, “don’t bother knockin buddy, there ain’t no f#$%ing toilet paper over here either”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SinceThe70s Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 A week late but still funny: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 49 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Insightful...and inciteful. 🤔 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChevyVanMiller Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 8 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Insightful...and inciteful. 🤔 There’s a little Justin Trudeau in there, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrW Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, ChevyVanMiller said: There’s a little Justin Trudeau in there, too. One thing Short and Allen (and Trudeau) are missing is Osteen's halo-like hairstyle. I do not think that this is unintentional. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 11 hours ago, DrW said: One thing Short and Allen (and Trudeau) are missing is Osteen's halo-like hairstyle. I do not think that this is unintentional. Perhaps the 'Almighty God' can arrange a few lightning bolts to fluff up Osteen's coiffure. 🤨 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 14 hours ago, DrW said: One thing Short and Allen (and Trudeau) are missing is Osteen's halo-like hairstyle. I do not think that this is unintentional. That's where Liberace comes in... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) What's better than two roses on your piano? Two lips on your organ... Edited September 24, 2021 by qwksilver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 hours ago, qwksilver said: Two lips on your organ... I think that's supposed to be "tulips" 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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