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Why do they ask me to press 1 for English, when they are going to transfer me to someone who i can't understand.

I just realized that Old age is coming at a bad time. When I was a teenager all I wanted was a car, allowance, no curfew, no school or work and my own pad. I got that now, and the woman I hang around with can't get pregnant.

 

Today I didn't go to the gym. That makes 5 years in a row.

The biggest lie I tell myself is I don't have to write that down, I will remember. 

 

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What happens if you get scared half to death.....twice

 

This is my step ladder...never knew my real ladder

 

Following reading too many posts by Chef Jim😀, I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic, .......... and turned myself around.😁

 

In the word "scent" is the s or c silent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, Niagara Bill said:

What happens if you get scared half to death.....twice

 

 

 

There's an old joke about a guy who is granted three wishes by a genie but the catch is his ex-wife gets twice whatever asks for. His third wish is to be beaten half to death.

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