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A Panda walks into a bar....

Orders a burger and beer from the waiter.

After finishing his meal the waiter asks if he enjoyed the burger.

The Panda stands up, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and begins to walk out.

The bartender screams at him, hey why did you kill my waiter and just walk out.

Panda says, that is what I do, look it up.

Bartender Google's panda...sure enough it reads....

Panda " eats, shoots and leaves"!

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Can you stop this bus to let my friend *****?

 

i guess using 'Jack' and 'off' is verbotten even with a space in between

 

 

55 minutes ago, The Avenger said:

Let's eat grandma!

Let's eat, grandma!

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On 7/15/2020 at 7:20 AM, Niagara Bill said:

A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a beer

Bartender says " ok, I will serve you but don't start anything"

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra......budda boom

 

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? 

 

He didn't believe in dog.

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