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The Browns will self-destruct on October 21, 2019


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23 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

 

This is key.  If Freddie Kitchens can keep the massive egos and head cases in check and the team focused on football, the Browns can be really good; like win the division good.  Tons of talent on that team. If not, then yeah, he might end up asking to be traded.

I could see Kitchens pulling a Ben Macadoo.  Alot of egos, alot of guys who want and deserve the ball.  Great problems to have but it also takes a special kind of coach to navigate those personalities.

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On 3/13/2019 at 6:49 PM, BringBackFergy said:

 

I’ll bet 800 of my rep points the Browns are no better than 2-5 by October 20. Any takers? I will freely allow the mods to subtract my 800 rep points and divide them among those who bet against me...but for anyone who bets me, the mods have the right to transfer yours to me. 

 

Diary this little thread for October 20 fellas.  See you then. 

 

Go Bills!

 

I'll take that bet.

 

800 points that the Browns are better than 2-5 by October 20, 2019.

 

(shakes your hand)

 

(puts clothes back on)

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On 3/13/2019 at 8:49 PM, BringBackFergy said:

Before all y’all go anointing the Browns as the next AFC North Champs (or AFC contenders) think about the egos in this room:

 

* Kareem Hunt - Yeah, I know. He had mad squabbles with a babe. But the chip on his shoulder grew into a friggin’ boulder. This kid has some energy that will ultimately bubble over like Peter Brady’s science project. Instead of Marsha’s nose, it’ll be some equipment manager. 

 

* QB Baker Mayfield: Does a second year QB have the ability to reign in the egos in this locker room? Shoot no. Dude has an ego of his own. So now we have oil and water,  wine and vinegar, vinegar and oil...whatever *grab crotch*

 

* Jarvis Landry - What really needs to be said about this piece of chit? Has injured more NFL players and started more on-field fights than Matt Barnaby in his prime. This all stems from an off kilter psyche which is the gasoline on Kareem’s kindling. BOOM!

 

* Head Coach Freddie: Let’s just say he’ll be buying  “Hair for Men” at BJ’s in three to four weeks after the season starts. Dude has ultra egos to manage and as a first year head coach, he’ll be hiding in the trainer’s office by Week 5. 

 

* OBJ - I cringed at the thought of Antonio Brown but would have given him TO’s key to the city instead of this buffoon. Lock of the season: OBJ is suspended for 4 weeks due to either drugs or being a complete Summer’s Eve in some manner or method. Mega ego, and a lot of “Here’s how we did things in The City” will not go over well with the canine brigade in our Sister City. I love Cleveland, but this dude is the Slitherin to Cleveland’s Griffendor.  

 

* Myles Garrett - Will want to be traded by Week 8. 

 

I’ll bet 800 of my rep points the Browns are no better than 2-5 by October 20. Any takers? I will freely allow the mods to subtract my 800 rep points and divide them among those who bet against me...but for anyone who bets me, the mods have the right to transfer yours to me. 

 

Diary this little thread for October 20 fellas.  See you then. 

 

Go Bills!

I will take those points.

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I’ll create some kind of ledger to keep here in the thread. I might even enlist the services of my “bookie” @plenzmd1 to show the distribution of my 800 pts amongst y’all....and my winnings if (when) I’m correct. 

 

@plenzmd1: I’m saying the Browns will be 2-5 (or worse) by the end of Week 7. I’m ponying up 800 rep pts to be divided among the winners who take my bet. If I win, all these fellas who took the bet give me their rep pts (if they don’t have 800 to give, they give what they have). If you make me a fancy graph/ledger, I’ll buy you a cold Michelob Ultra at game this year. 

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