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A Valentines Poem For You!

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Everyone Love Everyone 

 

Happy Valentines Day to all my bills family and this toxic relationship we all have with this damned franchise. Here is a poem I’ve crafted to honor our pain, joy, love and suffering:

 

L- is for the way you lose games you shouldn't

O- is for offense, please find some

V- is for victory, screw the Dolphins

E- eternal pain and suffering 

 

M- managing the cap...let's go get some talent

E- emptiness in my life aching for playmakers

 

S- screens! Let's see if we can run one please

O- oh God, we suck again

M- Matt Milano's continued development

E- eagerly awaiting the draft, as always

 

B- blind hope that returns each August

I- Is this thing on?

L- look out for Josh Allen in 2019

L- look, another run on second and long

S- shooters shoot, go bills

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But it doesn't even rhyme.

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Although not football related, allow me to add:

 

Roses are red,

Violets are black,

You look best 

With a knife in the back.

*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You’ve got a nose

Like a B-52.

(The plane.  Not Cindy or Fred.)

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A Valentine from an emotionally unstable guy. Why am I concerned?..

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1 hour ago, vincec said:

There once was a man from Nantucket...

🤣 When it doubt, go with the old reliable!

 

Damn, OP, that’s terrible!

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I stopped reading once I realized this guy hates the dolphins more then the patriots for some reason.

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2 hours ago, teef said:

this guy is trying to plow us.

 

Damn autocorrect!

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