WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 "Is the Pope Catholic?" "Does a Sasquatch screw in the woods?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 14 hours ago, DC Tom said: I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ How about, "Tim Graham and 26CB Resurface in Ohio" ?? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. I would hate to be friends with that guy because there is no topping that story. Then again, there is a gem headline underneath your story involving Alabama man being caught cheating by by his wife. Ok that story plays out millions of times except in this case the dude is having his affair with a goat and is stupid enough to put it out on the internet. “Sadly, this is not the first time that such acts occur in the small community where as much as 17 cases of gruesome bestiality have been identified in the last five years, a situation that worries the authorities who say they are powerless in front of such a situation.” https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alabama-man-cheated-on-his-wife-for-a-goat/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, DC Tom said: With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ Edited February 10, 2019 by Lurker 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Lurker said: "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ The stories are too bizarre to be easily believed. Then again, the depravity of human beings is mind boggling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 31 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: The stories are too bizarre to be easily believed. Then again, the depravity of human beings is mind boggling. what you don't believe that some morgue dude collected 3000 penises? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Fake news! https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470171-fake-news-couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 It’s real to me dammit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Lurker said: "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 7 hours ago, Nervous Guy said: what you don't believe that some morgue dude collected 3000 penises? rookie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: That's deplorable.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lurker said: That's deplorable.... Like asking Pavarotti how to sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/ DC Tom playing with his WWII toys again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabrecrazed Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 It would have been believable if it was Florida or Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) On 2/9/2019 at 6:32 PM, DC Tom said: I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. Edited February 11, 2019 by Kevbeau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 9 hours ago, Lurker said: And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ She chose the dolphin over you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 11, 2019 Author Share Posted February 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Kevbeau said: There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. 6 hours ago, Kevbeau said: There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. "World News Daily Report" wasn't your first clue? I knew a guy who had an article written about him in Weekly World News. These articles aren't always completely fabricated. And given that "Bigfoot erotica" is s thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, DC Tom said: And given that "Bigfoot erotica" is s thing... Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet: they tend to have big... ... shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Lurker said: And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ Can you get a photo of her holding a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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