DC Tom Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) What about "Take your stinking #@&* out of her you big damn dirty ape!" Edited February 10, 2019 by Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 I think the subject is adequately descriptive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Calling the six million dollar man to the rescue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 What's the big deal? If I'm out stalking bear and come across Sasquatch there's really only one option: shoot the sum b!tch. Sasquatch in flagrante delicto? Might need video for my youtube channel before I off 'em both. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 "Fortunately, the couple started screaming and swearing after getting shot, helping the hunters realize their mistake and call 911." I'm surprised they didn't just think, "Holy ****, a talking Sasquatch!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 What the ***** 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Look at the other headlines on that page. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Kinky sex. Big Foot. Have we confirmed that Rex Ryan wasn't involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: What about "Take your stinking #@&* out of her you big damn dirty ape!" How, exactly, do you know it stinks??? Hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 How about "you might be an idiot if you were involved in this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 It's never funny when two innocent people get shot, but........that's about as close as it gets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: Kinky sex. Big Foot. Have we confirmed that Rex Ryan wasn't involved? It’s big foot, it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Bad Things said: Look at the other headlines on that page. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Your Brown Eye said: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. Well the fact that he was gasping for hair probably convinced the beaver that he was into it. Edited February 10, 2019 by 4merper4mer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 After thousands of years evolution, this is where the human race is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-baby! Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Mericans are not very smart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Wow... I better shave and get a haircut stat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Bad Things said: Look at the other headlines on that page. Pretty creative, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Peter Caine lives in the Watkins’s Glenn uria. Edited February 10, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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