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"Fortunately, the couple started screaming and swearing after getting shot, helping the hunters realize their mistake and call 911."

 

I'm surprised they didn't just think, "Holy ****, a talking Sasquatch!"

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bad Things said:

Look at the other headlines on that page.

 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/

 

I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard

 

“I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls.

Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area.

“I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.

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1 hour ago, Your Brown Eye said:

 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/

 

I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard

 

“I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls.

Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area.

“I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.

Well the fact that he was gasping for hair probably  convinced the beaver that he was into it.

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