The Poojer Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 We had a heated discussion the other night while drinking a beer called, coincidentally enough, Ninja vs Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Can the unicorn use its horn as a weapon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Obviously ninja Debate closed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Obviously unicorn (Watch out for the lightning fast hooves that would fell any ninja with only one strike, the spear on its forehead and the glare reflecting off of its pastel-colored mane) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal2dagame Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 How is the ninja armed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 34 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 hours ago, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. There's no such thing as a unicorn without magical powers. Five things about unicorns that everyone knows. 1. They're f#####g magical! 2. Their horns purify water. 3. They are jokesters and tricksters. 4. They can keep you warm even in the coldest temps. 5. They smell like cinnamon. Literally everyone knows this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 17 hours ago, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? As stubbly as a Bama O Lineman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 Common man, if it didn't have mystical powers it would simply be a horse with a horn. 20 hours ago, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Unicorns are the only things ninjas can’t sneak up on. Unicorn. Outstanding poll btw 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 20 hours ago, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? With a single horn on his forehead, ironically enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 My daughter likes unicorns. They poop sparkles and dance around on rainbows. My money is on the ninja. Especially if the ninja has those cool throwing stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: My daughter likes unicorns. They poop sparkles and dance around on rainbows. My money is on the ninja. Especially if the ninja has those cool throwing stars. Exactly, they are magical horses with a horn, not known for any fighting abilities...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 6:23 PM, The Poojer said: We had a heated discussion the other night while drinking a beer called, coincidentally enough, Ninja vs Unicorn Which beer, and where can I get some tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Ninja, it won't be close (or pretty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Ninja, it won't be close (or pretty). He LOOKS like he would poop sparkles. Not that there’s anything wrong with that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 ^^^^^Are you a unicorn, or just happy to see me? That guy has got to regret posing for that photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 12:01 PM, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Hopefully this kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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