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25 minutes ago, Da webster guy said:

Oh the judges always love the Resisting Arrest on top of the Drunk Driving.

 

So you're a drunk road hazard and when we try to take you off the road you're an aHole to the cops.    

Will the defendant please rise....

 

Defendant:  "Sober me and drunk me are two different people, Your Honor.  If you want an explanation for what I did that night you'll need to take it up with drunk me.  Sober me wasn't there and has no idea what happened."

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I know a guy who fell asleep in a Car Wash stone drunk.  It was one of those moving car wash types where the conveyor moves one through the wash.  

He was already suspended for DWI and he was passed out when the conveyor tried to eject him from the wash.  

DWI for dummies.

 

Of course Bruce fell asleep on a median, and Tony LaRussa fell asleep at a traffic light for their DIWI's , so I guess it can happen.

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3 hours ago, Da webster guy said:

Oh the judges always love the Resisting Arrest on top of the Drunk Driving.

 

So you're a drunk road hazard and when we try to take you off the road you're an aHole to the cops.    

Will the defendant please rise....

He was released within a few hours. Whatever emotions the cops may have felt will be insignificant in court. Unfortunately, money talks and justice is most certainly not blind.

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1 hour ago, Sweats said:

He’ll get more than enough meat jammed down his gullet in the joint, boy

He spent a few hours in jail. That'll be the extent of his incarceration. 

 

Our justice system is a joke and money buying freedom is lost in the shuffle with all the other disparity issues.

 

I still consider McFadden a Razorback. Dude was such a beast in college.

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