Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 It wasn’t my turn to watch him. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: It wasn’t my turn to watch him. Count yourself fortunate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I hope he is okay. Very concerning for someone that posted as much as he did to just disappear without warning. I loved his quick postings, made it easy to stay up-to-date on everything. Here's hoping he simply needed a break from this forum. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I have a new theory. 26CB is actually a gun smuggler. He was working with MS13 to supply Egyptian AR-15’s to a faction of the gang’s members in Chicago. All was going smoothly until @ExiledInIllinois, on his lunch break during a hard day running the locks, meandered past a deal in progress. Unable to quell his undying, and some say his irrational need for social justice, Exiled attempted to make a citizens arrest. In order to escape the situation with his freedom, 26CB was forced to stab two of the gang members to death. He then looked at Exiled, noticed the Buffalo Bills 1993 AFC Championship shirt he was wearing, and said “Per Adam Schefter, Antonio Brown is unlikely to remain with the Steelers for the 2019 season. Mike Tomlin says they will explore all options.” Befuddled by 26CB’s irrelevant comment, Exiled remained distracted enough for 26CB to hop in his car and speed away. Knowing his life is in constant jeopardy with a MS-13 retaliation as imminent as the rise and set of the sun, 26CB was forced to flee to Norway where he remains in hiding. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 6 hours ago, LeGOATski said: Next man up. Oh hell no. I've seen his posts.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: I hope he is okay. Very concerning for someone that posted as much as he did to just disappear without warning. I loved his quick postings, made it easy to stay up-to-date on everything. Here's hoping he simply needed a break from this forum. We don't need him. We have Yolo. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: We don't need him. We have Yolo. Yolo is the man. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 9 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: I called the local milk company to let them know he’s missing Have you seen 26cb coming to milk bottles near you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I have a new theory. 26CB is actually a gun smuggler. He was working with MS13 to supply Egyptian AR-15’s to a faction of the gang’s members in Chicago. All was going smoothly until @ExiledInIllinois, on his lunch break during a hard day running the locks, meandered past a deal in progress. Unable to quell his undying, and some say his irrational need for social justice, Exiled attempted to make a citizens arrest. In order to escape the situation with his freedom, 26CB was forced to stab two of the gang members to death. He then looked at Exiled, noticed the Buffalo Bills 1993 AFC Championship shirt he was wearing, and said “Per Adam Schefter, Antonio Brown is unlikely to remain with the Steelers for the 2019 season. Mike Tomlin says they will explore all options.” Befuddled by 26CB’s irrelevant comment, Exiled remained distracted enough for 26CB to hop in his car and speed away. Knowing his life is in constant jeopardy with a MS-13 retaliation as imminent as the rise and set of the sun, 26CB was forced to flee to Norway where he remains in hiding. Yeah, that’s what I was going to guess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I have a new theory. 26CB is actually a gun smuggler. He was working with MS13 to supply Egyptian AR-15’s to a faction of the gang’s members in Chicago. All was going smoothly until @ExiledInIllinois, on his lunch break during a hard day running the locks, meandered past a deal in progress. Unable to quell his undying, and some say his irrational need for social justice, Exiled attempted to make a citizens arrest. In order to escape the situation with his freedom, 26CB was forced to stab two of the gang members to death. He then looked at Exiled, noticed the Buffalo Bills 1993 AFC Championship shirt he was wearing, and said “Per Adam Schefter, Antonio Brown is unlikely to remain with the Steelers for the 2019 season. Mike Tomlin says they will explore all options.” Befuddled by 26CB’s irrelevant comment, Exiled remained distracted enough for 26CB to hop in his car and speed away. Knowing his life is in constant jeopardy with a MS-13 retaliation as imminent as the rise and set of the sun, 26CB was forced to flee to Norway where he remains in hiding. Are you required to read a person their rights when making a citizens arrest? I'd love to see how tangets EII would go off after just the first sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Gugny said: Yolo is the man. Very true, but don’t you think we should at least check in his trunk? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 20 minutes ago, Augie said: Very true, but don’t you think we should at least check in his trunk? Snitches get stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: Snitches get stitches. and belong in ditches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 36 minutes ago, shrader said: Are you required to read a person their rights when making a citizens arrest? I'd love to see how tangets EII would go off after just the first sentence. I’m sure there would be a diatribe mentioning the inadequacies of the public school system, the lazy millennial generation, and somehow invasive aquatic species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, shrader said: Are you required to read a person their rights when making a citizens arrest? I'd love to see how tangets EII would go off after just the first sentence. After an hour or so, the perpetrator would say, "please just take me to a Russian gulag." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I have a new theory. 26CB is actually a gun smuggler. He was working with MS13 to supply Egyptian AR-15’s to a faction of the gang’s members in Chicago. All was going smoothly until @ExiledInIllinois, on his lunch break during a hard day running the locks, meandered past a deal in progress. Unable to quell his undying, and some say his irrational need for social justice, Exiled attempted to make a citizens arrest. In order to escape the situation with his freedom, 26CB was forced to stab two of the gang members to death. He then looked at Exiled, noticed the Buffalo Bills 1993 AFC Championship shirt he was wearing, and said “Per Adam Schefter, Antonio Brown is unlikely to remain with the Steelers for the 2019 season. Mike Tomlin says they will explore all options.” Befuddled by 26CB’s irrelevant comment, Exiled remained distracted enough for 26CB to hop in his car and speed away. Knowing his life is in constant jeopardy with a MS-13 retaliation as imminent as the rise and set of the sun, 26CB was forced to flee to Norway where he remains in hiding. I don’t think so, too busy copy-pasting to learn how to drive a car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I have a new theory. 26CB is actually a gun smuggler. He was working with MS13 to supply Egyptian AR-15’s to a faction of the gang’s members in Chicago. All was going smoothly until @ExiledInIllinois, on his lunch break during a hard day running the locks, meandered past a deal in progress. Unable to quell his undying, and some say his irrational need for social justice, Exiled attempted to make a citizens arrest. In order to escape the situation with his freedom, 26CB was forced to stab two of the gang members to death. He then looked at Exiled, noticed the Buffalo Bills 1993 AFC Championship shirt he was wearing, and said “Per Adam Schefter, Antonio Brown is unlikely to remain with the Steelers for the 2019 season. Mike Tomlin says they will explore all options.” Befuddled by 26CB’s irrelevant comment, Exiled remained distracted enough for 26CB to hop in his car and speed away. Knowing his life is in constant jeopardy with a MS-13 retaliation as imminent as the rise and set of the sun, 26CB was forced to flee to Norway where he remains in hiding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I'm guessing he's away because he's been having relationship problems. I heard he's been smooching with everybody. Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 48 minutes ago, Gugny said: After an hour or so, the perpetrator would say, "please just take me to a Russian gulag." See, I'd be scared to say a single word. If I did say something, it might make him kick back to the "right to remain silent" part, restarting the whole thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 23 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: He has to emerge from his cave every now and then for fresh air and food. 23 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I'd like to think after a long season, he needed to just get away and decompress from the Bills for awhile He usually disappears around this time and switches to his second job: spamming the Sabres page at HFboards with Sabres/hockey related stuff. He'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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