boyst Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Have you hit 50 yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Boyst62 said: Have you hit 50 yet? Not even close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 39 minutes ago, Gugny said: Not even close. Oh you're close! Day after B-day... Let the festivities continue!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Gugny said: Not even close. Lies I think you're older than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 1:48 AM, BringBackFergy said: Poll Question: If you could buy Gugny a birthday present, what would it be? a) A boat b) A truck c) A smoker d) other So, what’s the number one gift for Gugny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Day 3 of my captivity. I don’t think I can last. Those of us held hostage to @Gugny‘s Birthday are growing weary. It’s not the food, accommodations or even the incessant whining that bothers us; it’s the aroma of smoked meats and cumin that sends most of us over the edge. I must keep my eyes forward and try to drown out the Nirvana and Beatles albums that play all night. These celebrations become overwhelming...not to mention the FatHead of Bill Buckner that is positioned at the entrance to the mess hall. Bastard. The only way to end this misery is for each of us to wish him Happy Birthday again until he turns the volume down. If there is a hell, I’m in it. Painfully yours, Ferguson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Day 3 of my captivity. I don’t think I can last. Those of us held hostage to @Gugny‘s Birthday are growing weary. It’s not the food, accommodations or even the incessant whining that bothers us; it’s the aroma of smoked meats and cumin that sends most of us over the edge. I must keep my eyes forward and try to drown out the Nirvana and Beatles albums that play all night. These celebrations become overwhelming...not to mention the FatHead of Bill Buckner that is positioned at the entrance to the mess hall. Bastard. The only way to end this misery is for each of us to wish him Happy Birthday again until he turns the volume down. If there is a hell, I’m in it. Painfully yours, Ferguson Keep hope alive Brutha! Reinforcements are on the way to "Camp Gugny." Meanwhile, take a dip in the lake and brush up on the basket weaving. Hang in there! Pottery class @ Camp Gug ain't all bad... Okay, maybe just a little weird: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Who's Gugny? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Degenerate Mike in HHDS said: Who's Gugny? That's a reportable offense. Tread lightly or you'll get forty days in the hole. "Takin' it off here boss!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, BringBackFergy said: That's a reportable offense. Tread lightly or you'll get forty days in the hole. "Takin' it off here boss!" Or as they said in Hogans Hero's. "In the coooler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I just won the SuperBowl! I am going to Camp Gungy... Where every day is Gugny's birthday and everybody gets enrolled in pottery class! Happy B-Day Gug!!! You deserve a special day, every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: That's a reportable offense. Tread lightly or you'll get forty days in the hole. "Takin' it off here boss!" Now I can be a nice guy, but if you trouble me, I can be a mean son of a beeyotch. Edited January 17, 2019 by Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Day 4 of my captivity: I am tired of this cell. Having a bed and sink is not the problem. It’s the aroma of burnt jalapeños that seeps into my bedding and clothes. My neighbor moans and was all night about how water levels are on the rise. I hear him scream throughout his nightmare “I’ll get the bubbler button...wait right there or the ice may take your boat down river!!” He must have been a plumber before his incarceration. The guards here are generally pleasant except for the one we call “CC”. He patrols the hallways singing some of @Gugny‘s favorites like “Wonderful Christmas Time” and “Life Goes On”. This explains the mirror frame with gnarled teeth marks and fingernail etchings in the concrete walls. His voice is a cross between Edith Bunker and a train whistle. Another day, another birthday for our warden. So tiring. Not sure I can take much more of this. Regards from Cell 48, Ferguson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mead107 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Day 4 of my captivity: I am tired of this cell. Having a bed and sink is not the problem. It’s the aroma of burnt jalapeños that seeps into my bedding and clothes. My neighbor moans and was all night about how water levels are on the rise. I hear him scream throughout his nightmare “I’ll get the bubbler button...wait right there or the ice may take your boat down river!!” He must have been a plumber before his incarceration. The guards here are generally pleasant except for the one we call “CC”. He patrols the hallways singing some of @Gugny‘s favorites like “Wonderful Christmas Time” and “Life Goes On”. This explains the mirror frame with gnarled teeth marks and fingernail etchings in the concrete walls. His voice is a cross between Edith Bunker and a train whistle. Another day, another birthday for our warden. So tiring. Not sure I can take much more of this. Regards from Cell 48, Ferguson Are you getting prison sex ?. 30 bars of soap on the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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