The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) Let me describe the white trash wedding I get to attend this weekend. I have to drive 90 minutes to my hotel after work tonight. That's still 30 minutes away, but the town the wedding is in has literally zero hotels. For those who know Houston, I'm driving from Clear Lake to Livingston, and going to the wedding in Onalaska. Groom is wearing a cowboy hat, jeans, boots, and lime green button up. There will be no alcohol served due to court orders on the Groom's behalf. One of the groomsmen, who is the groom's cousin, had to drop out because he got into a fistfight with the groom, 10 days after Thanksgiving, about the amount of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. Edited January 11, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Let me describe the white trash wedding I get to attend this weekend. I have to drive 90 minutes to my hotel after work tonight. That's still 30 minutes away, but the town the wedding is in has literally zero hotels. For those who know Houston, I'm driving from Clear Lake to Livingston, and going to the wedding in Onalaska. Groom is wearing a cowboy hat, jeans, boots, and lime green button up. There will be no alcohol served due to court orders on the Groom's behalf. One of the groomsmen, who is the groom's cousin, had to drop out because he got into a fistfight with the groom, 10 days after Thanksgiving, about the amount of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. Just found out the person that was supposed to DJ lost their aux cord, so there will be no music at this thing. Somebody get that effing DJ an aux cord, Stat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 Just now, Buffalo716 said: Somebody get that effing DJ an aux cord, Stat! Apparently he just decided to opt out completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Just now, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Apparently he just decided to opt out completely. Im sure somebody in the redneck town can play a mean washboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) Actually, some fiddle music might be nice. * * Oh, it wasn’t only the wedding... Edited January 11, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) Is the bride in her second or third trimester? Any shotguns involved? Edited January 11, 2019 by WhoTom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I get really defensive about mashed potatoes too.. not sure I'd go to war over it but maybe.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 I got dragged to the bachlor/bachlorette party last week. It was a combined thing because apparently these two lovebirds don't trust each other enough to have a night out with the guys/girls. The groom's recently paroled, sorry, just probation because he was only in county and it was for less than 60 days, mulleted brother, ordered chicken fingers instead of steak at Texas Roadhouse. When the groom and all of his friends started teasing him for ordering chicken tenders at a steakhouse, again, a fistfight almost ensued. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I was stuck living in that sh*thole 82-86. Seems as though nothing much has changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Let me describe the white trash wedding I get to attend this weekend. I have to drive 90 minutes to my hotel after work tonight. That's still 30 minutes away, but the town the wedding is in has literally zero hotels. For those who know Houston, I'm driving from Clear Lake to Livingston, and going to the wedding in Onalaska. Groom is wearing a cowboy hat, jeans, boots, and lime green button up. There will be no alcohol served due to court orders on the Groom's behalf. One of the groomsmen, who is the groom's cousin, had to drop out because he got into a fistfight with the groom, 10 days after Thanksgiving, about the amount of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. Does his tux include an ankle bracelet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 So you win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Pics please. Of the bride ? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I might have rather gone to Popeyes and endured all that resulted. @plenzmd1 know how that turned out. But if it got me out of THAT wedding? And you know these people how, exactly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 This is fantastic. Please update with all possible details. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, BarleyNY said: This is fantastic. Please update with all possible details. Thank you. Updates? Details? I want PHOTOS!!!! ? Video is preferred, but I hate to be greedy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 5 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Let me describe the white trash wedding I get to attend this weekend. I have to drive 90 minutes to my hotel after work tonight. That's still 30 minutes away, but the town the wedding is in has literally zero hotels. For those who know Houston, I'm driving from Clear Lake to Livingston, and going to the wedding in Onalaska. Groom is wearing a cowboy hat, jeans, boots, and lime green button up. There will be no alcohol served due to court orders on the Groom's behalf. One of the groomsmen, who is the groom's cousin, had to drop out because he got into a fistfight with the groom, 10 days after Thanksgiving, about the amount of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. Why didn't you politely decline? Regardless, let us know if the beef/chicken/fish comes with a side of garlic mashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I assume you have a connection via the bride’s side of the event? I might go for the people watching and future storytelling, but I don’t think I would go in anticipation of actually enjoying myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 5 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Let me describe the white trash wedding I get to attend this weekend. I have to drive 90 minutes to my hotel after work tonight. That's still 30 minutes away, but the town the wedding is in has literally zero hotels. For those who know Houston, I'm driving from Clear Lake to Livingston, and going to the wedding in Onalaska. Groom is wearing a cowboy hat, jeans, boots, and lime green button up. There will be no alcohol served due to court orders on the Groom's behalf. One of the groomsmen, who is the groom's cousin, had to drop out because he got into a fistfight with the groom, 10 days after Thanksgiving, about the amount of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving. Guess that makes you the pick of the litter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Two words...... Facebook Live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 a dry wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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