BigDingus Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo! He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40. CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, he proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT! After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste! Edited December 8, 2018 by BigDingus 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alphadawg7 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) Humans are only mammals that sleep on their back Edited December 7, 2018 by Alphadawg7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimKellyTryouts Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 No endthread.exe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mountain Man Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1/10, you knew it was a wind up before you even opened the thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Huh...neat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I just had a dream that someone started the dumbest thread woke up at 3am and holy crap it was you!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pbomb Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Would it mean we don’t have to fire McDermott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bmur66 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Go to your room. Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 ...or else McD should be fired? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) This is not crazy but no, this season is about Josh Allen Edited December 7, 2018 by HOUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 4 hours ago, BigDingus said: I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo! He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40. CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, the proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT! After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleman Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 No. The cult of Allen need to compare Apples to Apples in performances against the Jets between their Savior and "what's his name". Then they can either proudly proclaim he is arisen, or practice excuses on why it wasn't the same. <Sarcasm> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, simpleman said: No. The cult of Allen need to compare Apples to Apples in performances against the Jets between their Savior and "what's his name". Then they can either proudly proclaim he is arisen, or practice excuses on why it wasn't the same. <Sarcasm> I sense some bitterness. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 No because win<growth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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