Jauronimo Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) Good evening and welcome to the official MNF thread for tough guys, football geniuses, body guards, advanced stats, ultimate fighters, analytics guys, people serving life in prison for violent crime, mall ninjas, women who go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in bars, guys who fake tan, guys who won't eat hot dogs or other tube meat products, and the rest of you! Tonights matchup sees Fitzmagik take on the Stillers of Picksburgh. Can Fitztragic keep up his red hot streak and keep Jameis in the backseat of this speeding Uber or will Non-Committal B(ell), Non-Consensual B(en), and F@#$ingTrade Me B(rown) (formerly the Killer Bs) prove too much for the upstart Bucs? Edited September 24, 2018 by Jauronimo 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Go Fitz!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Have backed Stillers but would like to see Fitzy keep slinging it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Go Fitz! Yolo needs a new pair of shoes. And fantasy points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsherd Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Why are they all acting like Steelers losing is bad for this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steptide Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Let's go Fitz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsherd Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, Jauronimo said: Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean Oh no not tonight, need him to come through for FF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 Over/Under: Fitz TDs +/- 3.5 Fitz INTs +/- 1.5 Fitz Passing Yards +/- 300 Times we hear about Fitz's Harvard Education +/- 2.5 Antonio Brown Sideline Tantrums +/- 1.5 Times we hear about Fitz playing with his wedding ring on +/- 0.5 Jameis Misdemeanors +/- 0.5 Fitz Game Starts for the Rest of the Season +/- 4.5 Halftime Retirments +/- 0.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Bills monopolized half time retirements...give me the under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean I know. Started him anyway. I’m terrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Lisa salters...she's a man, baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Need a big game from Rapistberger and Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swnybillsfan Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean this may be the case, but i still love me some Fitzy! i would love to see him break all kinds of records all the way to the Superbowl! if for nothing else, but for all the talking heads and experts to lose their friggin' minds, eat a bunch of $#!! sammiches, and have to smile through it. odds are against it, but give this man his delusions for the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Need a big game from Rapistberger and Brown. I need Fitzy and Conner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Ugh Joe Tessitore so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, YoloinOhio said: I need Fitzy and Conner. Conner is possible. I'm worried about JuJu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Bucs need to go back to creamsicle uniforms. These are too dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, joesixpack said: Ugh Joe Tessitore so bad He almost makes Witten seem interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Kickoff has gone from the most exciting play in sports to an anti-climactic formality. Hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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