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Official MNF Thread: Stillers vs Bucs

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Good evening and welcome to the official MNF thread for tough guys, football geniuses, body guards, advanced stats, ultimate fighters, analytics guys, people serving life in prison for violent crime, mall ninjas, women who go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in bars, guys who fake tan, guys who won't eat hot dogs or other tube meat products, and the rest of you!

 

Tonights matchup sees Fitzmagik take on the Stillers of Picksburgh.  Can Fitztragic keep up his red hot streak and keep Jameis in the backseat of this speeding Uber or will Non-Committal B(ell), Non-Consensual B(en),  and F@#$ingTrade Me B(rown) (formerly the Killer Bs) prove too much for the upstart Bucs?

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Advanced Stat Alert: 

 

Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career.  Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean

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Just now, Jauronimo said:

Advanced Stat Alert: 

 

Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career.  Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean

Oh no not tonight, need him to come through for FF. 

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Over/Under:

 

Fitz TDs +/- 3.5

 

Fitz INTs +/- 1.5

 

Fitz Passing Yards +/- 300

 

Times we hear about Fitz's Harvard Education +/- 2.5

 

Antonio Brown Sideline Tantrums +/- 1.5

 

Times we hear about Fitz playing with his wedding ring on +/- 0.5

 

Jameis Misdemeanors  +/- 0.5

 

Fitz Game Starts for the Rest of the Season +/- 4.5

 

Halftime Retirments +/- 0.5

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9 minutes ago, Jauronimo said:

Advanced Stat Alert: 

 

Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career.  Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean

I know. Started him anyway. I’m terrified. 

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Lisa salters...she's a man, baby

 

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10 minutes ago, Jauronimo said:

Advanced Stat Alert: 

 

Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career.  Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean

this may be the case, but i still love me some Fitzy! i would love to see him break all kinds of records all the way to the Superbowl! if for nothing else, but for all the talking heads and experts to lose their friggin' minds, eat a bunch of $#!! sammiches, and have to smile through it. odds are against it, but give this man his delusions for the evening. 

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2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

Need a big game from Rapistberger and Brown.

I need Fitzy and Conner. 

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Ugh Joe Tessitore so bad

 

:lol:

 

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Just now, YoloinOhio said:

I need Fitzy and Conner. 

Conner is possible. I'm worried about JuJu

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Bucs need to go back to creamsicle uniforms. These are too dark.

 

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Just now, joesixpack said:

Ugh Joe Tessitore so bad

 

:lol:

 

He almost makes Witten seem interesting.

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O o o fitzmagic

 

you know

 

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Bucs starting with solid field position. 

 

Is there a Fitz-beard promotion or are there a lot of Greek women in the stands tonight?

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