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Has Matt Moore been called yet?


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*brrrrrrring*  *brrrrrrrring*

"Hello?"

"Good afternoon!  Is this Matt Moore?"

"Who's calling, please?"

"This is Brandon Beane, Buffalo Bills"

"I'm sorry, I think you must have the wrong number."

"Hmmm, that's strange.  Did I dial 867-5309?"

"Yes, that's this number...no one named Matt Moore here though"

"I got this number from Matt's agent.  Are you sure you're not Matt Moore?"

"Absolutely...name change just went through 15 minutes ago"

 

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8 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

*brrrrrrring*  *brrrrrrrring*

"Hello?"

"Good afternoon!  Is this Matt Moore?"

"Who's calling, please?"

"This is Brandon Beane, Buffalo Bills"

"I'm sorry, I think you must have the wrong number."

"Hmmm, that's strange.  Did I dial 867-5309?"

"Yes, that's this number...no one named Matt Moore here though"

"I got this number from Matt's agent.  Are you sure you're not Matt Moore?"

"Absolutely...name change just went through 15 minutes ago"

 


Yeah, and who could blame him? Guy is 34 and I'm sure he'd like to live to see 35. 

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14 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

*brrrrrrring*  *brrrrrrrring*

"Hello?"

"Good afternoon!  Is this Matt Moore?"

"Who's calling, please?"

"This is Brandon Beane, Buffalo Bills"

"I'm sorry, I think you must have the wrong number."

"Hmmm, that's strange.  Did I dial 867-5309?"

"Yes, that's this number...no one named Matt Moore here though"

"I got this number from Matt's agent.  Are you sure you're not Matt Moore?"

"Absolutely...name change just went through 15 minutes ago"

 

"Jenny, phones for you!"

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, ChicagoRic said:

If not, then who is the backup? And please don't say Peterman.

Why? He sucked every time he started too. Plays great when he comes in as a back up when the starter is hurt tho.

 

You just can't bring dudes in off the street at QB...they wont be ready for half a season.

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1 hour ago, Nihilarian said:

Beane is on the phone to Paxton Lynch...although he might not want to take the call either.

Funny how everyone here talked about how awful Paxton Lynch was with the Broncos. Beggars can't be choosers. If it's not Paxton it's Matt Moore of Derek Anderson or some other guy you dreaded seeing in a Bills uniform because I don't think Peterman sticks on this team past Week 3 or 4 (if even that).

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5 minutes ago, Brianmoorman4jesus said:

How about Jonathan Cooper, Matt Moore and Dez signed Tuesday and all 3 starting Sunday?

Dez wont sign here, I'm sure retirement from the league is higher on his list then here.

 

I see them going for either of the vet QBs that were once Panthers, but they will be brought in as backups only to Allen. Theres no way this team can sign a QB Tuesday who spent the preseason on their couch and have them start. If they sign a veteran, they will be the backup until Allen gets hurt or looks completely lost.

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2 hours ago, ChicagoRic said:

If not, then who is the backup? And please don't say Peterman.

 

“Yeah this is, Matt”

 

”Yes, I’m available for a try out!?

 

”Fly to where? To Buffalo? Oh, um, oh no — I’ve got a “thing.” Yeah, I’d love to come but I got a thing. But thank you.”

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