Lurker Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/05/kennewick-washington-man-alleged-sexual-assault-beaver-meth-possession-police/1205843002/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 I was hoping for.....not that..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkreed Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Who did he think he was? Ward Cleaver... He usually goes a little hard on The Beaver. Holy Moly! I am scarred for life having read that. I think I need therapy! Well, more therapy than usual. I guess in honor of the dead beaver: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 You could read and be astonished at anyone being caught doing some vile, inexplicable act, but once you read "meth possession" it becomes "aha!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 They are the most vile, bad smelling, nasty little wild animals. Meth aside, really???i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 The guy in the article didn't just have sex with a beaver. He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Are you F-ing kidding me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Are you F-ing kidding me? Anything goes in this depraved, decaying society. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Fadingpain said: He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Where's a second car when you need it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 2 hours ago, joesixpack said: Anything goes in this depraved, decaying society. I clicked like for your post... Not that I like it, but because You are so spot on. (Even a broken clock is right twice a day, blind squirrel finds a nut). ?? Sad ain't it... That I agree with You. Society sure has a bunch of sick puppies in it! I guess it always did. But !@#$ing a dead beaver! Oh wait, there are a few here that like to get their stank on! /smh LoL... 35 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Where's a second car when you need it? And a third, and a fourth... With reverse gear too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Just now, ExiledInIllinois said: I clicked like for your post... Not that I like it, but because You are so spot on. (Even a broken clock is right twice a day, blind squirrel finds a nut). ?? Sad ain't it... That I agree with You. Society sure has a bunch of sick puppies in it! I guess it always did. But !@#$ing a dead beaver! Oh wait, there are a few here that like to get their stank on! /smh LoL... When any depravity is accepted, it's just a matter of time before all depravity is accepted. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Moral of the story is do not walk anywhere anymore. If you get hit by a car....you're fair game apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 7 hours ago, Fadingpain said: The guy in the article didn't just have sex with a beaver. He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Are you F-ing kidding me? I'm sure that's a fetish to some and probably a bunch of porn for it on the internet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Soda Popinski said: Moral of the story is do not walk anywhere anymore. If you get hit by a car....you're fair game apparently. Poojer, stand in the middle of the road stat! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Dumbass's friends: "Man, you really got to try the beaver up in Kennewick. That ****'s the bomb!" Dumbass: "Yeah, lemme just finish off this dime first..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Fadingpain said: The guy in the article didn't just have sex with a beaver. He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Are you F-ing kidding me? Having sex with a healthy beaver would have been more impressive imo. Those things can't be easy to get into the sack...they're pretty strong and they bite. Waiting until they're wounded and dying seems the obvious choice, for a person who's been waiting to have sex with a beaver. 4 hours ago, apuszczalowski said: I'm sure that's a fetish to some and probably a bunch of porn for it on the internet..... Rule 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 People are freaks but I don't see this behavior as unique to modern society or any country. This could have happened anywhere at any point in time. At least that is my guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 That reads like an article from The Onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeginnersMind Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 22 hours ago, joesixpack said: When any depravity is accepted, it's just a matter of time before all depravity is accepted. The actions of meth heads is perhaps not the rock solid support for your slippery slope to world moral decay argument. Every record of written discourse has examples of “the world is going to Hell in a handbasket because back in my day....” Rome must have been as ideal as the Garden of Eden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 9 hours ago, BillsFanM.D. said: That reads like an article from The Onion. I've noticed that the frequency of that phenomenon (reality mimicking The Onion) has increased over the last couple of years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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