Another Fan Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 If in doubt throw it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Always is never right. Never is always wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Nope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) I played for a fairly high level HS lacrosse program in CNY that regularly churned our D-1 prospects. Fifty or sixty tried out for 30 varsity spots. Seniors got cut. I was one of 2 sophomores to make the team. My coach called myself and the other sophomore into his office on final cut day to inform us we had made the team. He shook both of our hands and said “You made the team for a reason. You both are talented. Now if you want to step on the field, you need to show me that I can’t afford to NOT have you on the field. Show me that you have balls.” I think this may be the best advice I have ever been given. It applies to so many areas of life. Edited September 5, 2018 by Johnny Hammersticks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I played for a fairly high level HS lacrosse program in CNY that regularly churned our D-1 prospects. Fifty or sixty tried out for 30 varsity spots. Seniors got cut. I was one of 2 sophomores to make the team. My coach called myself and the other sophomore into his office on final cut day to inform us we had made the team. He shook both of our hands and said “You made the team for a reason. You both are talented. Now if you want to step on the field, you need to show me that I can’t afford to NOT have you on the field. Show me that you have balls.” I think this may be the best advice I have ever been given. It applies to so many areas of life. So, did you show him your Balls? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, mead107 said: So, did you show him your Balls? Where do you think he got the hammersticks from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: Where do you think he got the hammersticks from? I’m learning more than I hoped to learn here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, mead107 said: So, did you show him your Balls? How do you think I got playing time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: How do you think I got playing time? At any point in time was Urban Meyer made aware? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Just Jack said: If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you. Corollary: If you can't find the sucker at the poker table, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 11 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: Always and never propositions are uncommon...rare even. Do you have any practical advice for something to always or never do? I have never heard anyone say "I zagged when I should have zigged", so I would say just zag all the time. Zigging seems to lead to issues. Never straight always forward ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 If it ain't whit ..... no, no, not that one. If it smells like fish, have a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 8 hours ago, mead107 said: So, did you show him your Balls? He was a lacrosse coach, not a Catholic priest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Nothing good happens after 11pm There is no such thing as a free lunch Don't get frustrated get motivated (told my son this last week when he got benched) if it's worth doing it's worth doing right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 F*** it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 47 minutes ago, Gugny said: If it ain't whit ..... no, no, not that one. If it smells like fish, have a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. that reminds me .... When in doubt, whip it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Always offer advice to chef jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Measure twice, cut once. Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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