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3 hours ago, unbillievable said:

You can't fly with the eagles, if you're surrounded by turkeys.

I've seen an eagle sitting with a flock of turkey vultures devouring the carcass of a dead animal on the side of the road.  They are not as majestic as people believe.  

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On 9/6/2018 at 8:20 AM, GaryPinC said:

When eating wings with hot sauce, always wash your hands before going to the bathroom.

 

I learned that a few months ago with a dry rub (yes I could have worded that better ?). My girlfriend had a good laugh.

 

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If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all.

 

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if you love something, set it free. if it comes back to you, it's yours. if it doesn't, it never was.

 

or the slightly more popular...

 

if you love something, set it free. if it comes back to you, it's yours. if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!

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