WhoTom Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: You guys probably needed to do a warm up exercise to get you a little more comfortable with each other. Something like name 5 things you already like about the other person or talk about your worst break up. It'll relax you. I think you would feel better if you know the guy on a deeper level before he sticks his finger in your ***. He didn't even buy me dinner first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, WhoTom said: He didn't even buy me dinner first. In this case, dinner before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 I don't do physicals. I don't even have health insurance. I pay 100% of employees plan (that's the Cadillac drug/vision/dental rider w/acupuncture and chiropractic) but I am in such peak physical condition the $$$ I've spent in the last 5 years on ER visits (only two: one for a gash on my leg from a hog we were hunting down on the farm, cornered it in a pile of guinegrass and it ripped me up to the tune of 35 staples, the other when I got battery acid in my eye PRO TIP ALWAYS WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES WHEN DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING) is way cheaper than paying for a personal plan. Physicals...pfft. Drink a gallon of water a day and eat a lot of vegetables. Guaranteed to keep the average American healthy enough to offset the daily coffee/cigarette/cocaine breakfast of champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 hours ago, GoBills808 said: Physicals...pfft. Drink a gallon of water a day and eat a lot of vegetables. Guaranteed to keep the average American healthy enough to offset the daily coffee/cigarette/cocaine breakfast of champions. Had a good friend who was vegetarian and drank water like a fish. He died from colon cancer. Guarantee null and void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Limeaid said: Had a good friend who was vegetarian and drank water like a fish. He died from colon cancer. Guarantee null and void. what does this have to do with me? and who is this void character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, Limeaid said: Had a good friend who was vegetarian and drank water like a fish. He died from colon cancer. Guarantee null and void. Health is primarily genetics. Much like stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 On 7/16/2018 at 5:33 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My insurance is pretty decent, so I have been going every March for a comprehensive physical including a complete blood work-up. The doctor hasn’t asked to stick a finger up my ass yet. When can I expect that joyous examination to begin? I turn 40 in February. Just make sure he doesn’t have one hand on each of your shoulders when the “exam” takes place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Health is primarily genetics. Much like stupidity. Is making unsupported guarantees genetics or more like stupidity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Limeaid said: Is making unsupported guarantees genetics or more like stupidity? It's right around wherever cocaine comprises part of a balanced breakfast. You !@#$ing imbecile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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