Roundybout Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-arrested-after-telling-playground-full-of-kids-where-babies-come-from/557384851 Now those parents don't have to worry about an awkward conversation. Thanks, Otis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnysteel Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 been trying to decide on what to get for my next tattoo. got it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Uggh....good babysitters are so hard to come by!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 that guy looks like he has his act in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 I heard this story on the radio but somehow they didn't mention the tattoos. I don't know, I'd say it's an important detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 3 hours ago, BillsEnthusiast said: https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-arrested-after-telling-playground-full-of-kids-where-babies-come-from/557384851 Now those parents don't have to worry about an awkward conversation. Thanks, Otis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 So that's where Darth Maul ended up...in Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 2 hours ago, shrader said: I heard this story on the radio but somehow they didn't mention the tattoos. I don't know, I'd say it's an important detail. The tats absolutely take this story to another level. On a seperate note, my wife explained how babies come out to our 9 year old daughter a few days ago. Our daughter's response was to state she'll be requesting they 'cut open her stomach' to get the baby out when that day arrives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, KD in CA said: The tats absolutely take this story to another level. On a seperate note, my wife explained how babies come out to our 9 year old daughter a few days ago. Our daughter's response was to state she'll be requesting they 'cut open her stomach' to get the baby out when that day arrives. I hope you followed up by immediately sitting down and watching Alien with her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 5 hours ago, teef said: that guy looks like he has his act in order. If “his act” is giving me bad dreams, then yes, he’s all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Someone sell this man a gun right away! Maybe an Ar-15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Someone sell this man a gun right away! Maybe an Ar-15? Guns don’t kill people. People with full face tattoos kill people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Florida is definitely in the running for worst place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 9 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Guns don’t kill people. People with full face tattoos kill people. face tattoos are nature's way of saying, "stay back". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, teef said: face tattoos are nature's way of saying, "stay back". But what if the tattoo itself says "come closer"? Now I'm just confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, shrader said: But what if the tattoo itself says "come closer"? Now I'm just confused. it's just another way the predator attracts its prey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Surprised the cops let him wear the fake teeth for the mugshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, teef said: it's just another way the predator attracts its prey. Now I'm picturing a glow in the dark face tattoo. You're really freaking me out right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 On 5/23/2018 at 3:37 PM, shrader said: I hope you followed up by immediately sitting down and watching Alien with her. At least this might keep her interest in the alien boys down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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