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1 hour ago, 26CornerBlitz said:
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Mayfield: I know! I know! We suck, I'm no savior. Tryod's starting. 

Darnold:  I'm Sanchize 2.0 yada yada.  The media is going to eat me up. I fumble a lot. Next!

Allen:  mmm hmmm. Yes sir. All rookie team. Franchise QB. Best of the bunch. Super Bowl winner!

Rosen:  I'll only answer questions from Baker's seat. The one I deserve.

Jackson: What do you mean, "you people."  

 

 

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Body language is really, really interesting. 

 

Mayfield and Rosen are both lounging slightly. There is an air of "having to be there" in both poses. Darnold and Allen are sitting up attentive like teachers pets and Lamar looks.... err.... confused. 

 

You can see again why McDermott and Beane think Darnold and Allen were the guys who fitted them. 

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L to R:

 

1.  I'm tre cool with my hat on backards; you moderator, are an idiot.

 

2.  These aren't the droids you're looking for.

 

3.  Shazam, Sergeant Carter!

 

4.  I'm in front of a pink background.  I don't want to be Mr. Pink.

 

5.  Shut up, foo!  

 

('foo' is not a misprint.  That's the way T says it.)

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4 minutes ago, GunnerBill said:

Body language is really, really interesting. 

 

Mayfield and Rosen are both lounging slightly. There is an air of "having to be there" in both poses. Darnold and Allen are sitting up attentive like teachers pets and Lamar looks.... err.... confused. 

 

You can see again why McDermott and Beane think Darnold and Allen were the guys who fitted them. 

 

It is interesting. Darnold and Allen have their hands over their nuts in the same attentive position. Baker with the arms crossed and Jaskson so casual and Rosen twisting his body away from the host. If you are in the coaches room, which guy would you want to be teaching. I'm glad we took Allen. Darnold would be #2, with his turnover issues.

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2 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said:

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Guy in Pink Shirt:   OK Guys. We're going to do Y-M-C-A. Ready?

Mayfield:  I don't like dudes who wear pink shirts.  I might smack this dude.  

Darnold:  Why are we sitting with a rainbow background?  What's going on here?

Allen:  I'll give him the fake smile but I don't want this dude looking at my junk.

Rosen:  I wonder what his abs look like.   

Jackson:  Does Marcellus Wallace look like a Bltch to you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said:

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i don't know anyone there by looking at them, except the last kid was from louisville and won the heisman.  next to him i think is our qb, maybe?

 

sooo

"so, gil brandt said there is good tacos in ny.  does anyone here like tacos?"

"i'm just here because they told me free trip and food."

"i'm really confused and mimicking the posture of the guy next to me because i don't know how to behave in social situations"

"i'm happy that i get the chance to be on tv, my high school sweetheart is watching and i can't wait until we can finally give ourselves to each other in the lords name."

"i gotta fart... i gotta fart...i gotta fart...let me lean to the side, it'll come out...slowwwwww....easy, it'll be silent."

"dude, he just farted and i gotta sit here on the end.  this some token ass **** right here."

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Rosen: Hey, if it doesn’t work out I’m not going to have to work at McDonalds like you poor b_astar_ds. I don’t know what Levar is going to do.

Mayfield, Allen, Jackson, Darnold: A$$h_ole.

Jackson: It’s Lamar. A$$h_ole.

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Mayfield : cool story, bro. Where are the food trucks?

Darnold : Did you see me in Home Alone as the mean older brother, Buzz? I’m not really like that, it was just a character. 

Allen : My hands are bigger than your head. Sir. 

Rosen : 2 mistakes by the lake, a ginger from across town and a WR. I think we all know who’s winning here. 

Jackson : My mama said i can be the next Tyrod Taylor now that I’m the backup to Joe Flacco. #blessed

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5 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said:
 

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Pinky:  What's up guys?

BM:  Dude, you're too small to be a lineman, too slow to be a receiver, and too fat for me to cast you in my next Favre-stalking-photo.

SD:  I dropped my keys, but if I focus hard enough on this guy maybe no one will notice.

JA:  Dude, I'm your BFF as long you don't say "twitter."

JR:  You poor, pathetic, pudgy, loser.

LJ:  Say "what" again m***** f*****.

 

 

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6 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said:

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Darnold: Ha I told you I would get picked before you Rosen.

 

Baker: I told him too. He really thought he was going 1st. 

 

Allen: Yea even with my tweets he was picked after me!

 

Rosen: *Cry, You like me right Lamar?

 

Lamar: Don't talk to me Rosen. 

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They all look pissed except for Allen. Maybe they are discussing who has the biggest arm?

2 hours ago, wppete said:

Lamar is hilarious. He doesn’t care about anything but winning. He is going to do well in Baltimore.

 

I don't think he cares about anything period. His draft preparation was a joke.

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