Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 5 hours ago, RoyBatty is alive said: I dont get it, why in the world did he enter the party? Had he just walked away with Bortles wallet he probably would have never been caught Imma enter the realm of unfounded speculation here. Guessing the wallet did not hold enough to fund his next fix and make him "feel normal" so he entered the party looking to see if anyone else left some valuables lying about he could swipe. Or maybe he just liked the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted May 12, 2018 Author Share Posted May 12, 2018 11 hours ago, CountDorkula said: Blake Bortles Facts @BortlesFacts FollowFollow @BortlesFacts More Blake Bortles has prevented more truck thefts (1) than the @Bengals have Playoff wins since 1991 (0). moneyball rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Stupid thief. Should have tried to steal from Brady. We know he can't catch anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 20 hours ago, Lfod said: I wanted to like this story more then I do. Still I give credit Bortles for spotting it, but the other guy made himself as obvious as possible. I think the story becomes about how stupid the thief was. And how stupid the QB was leaving his keys in his truck unlocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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