Jump to content
Logic

Sammy Watkins is a lunatic

Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, Tcali said:

there is a fine line between the multimillionaire and the street person.

 

 Yes.  Multimillionaire - money = street person

 

Also:  Multimillionaire - self awareness = Lizard King!

 

Simple math.

Edited by Epstein's Mother

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He must not be from Earth. How else can you explain that terrible use of the English language?

 

Only an alien lizard person would be able to break that many spelling and grammar rules.

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, KW95 said:

 

Brazilian?

Yes she was born in Brazil.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 4/15/2018 at 5:52 PM, WhoTom said:

 

Well, he died in France.

 

 

that's where his stone is anyways. no one really knows if his body is actually there.

Lizard King and all that...

23 hours ago, MJS said:

He must not be from Earth. How else can you explain that terrible use of the English language?

 

Only an alien lizard person would be able to break that many spelling and grammar rules.

 Breaking ? Or Making rules.

  The English language is a perfect example of Evolution.

Shape shifting every day.
It's real and it's now.
Solar powered.

23 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

I am the Liazrd King 🖖

Then why have i not seen you at the Lodge every other thursday ?

19 hours ago, MarlinTheMagician said:

If I was KC I would be very worried reading Sammy's tweets.  He appears to be mad as a hatter.

 

 

and being a Magician , you likely know why Hatters went Mad don't you ?
 This is a test of your Magical powers btw.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, 3rdand12 said:

that's where his stone is anyways. no one really knows if his body is actually there.

Lizard King and all that...

 Breaking ? Or Making rules.

  The English language is a perfect example of Evolution.

Shape shifting every day.
It's real and it's now.
Solar powered.

Then why have i not seen you at the Lodge every other thursday ?

and being a Magician , you likely know why Hatters went Mad don't you ?
 This is a test of your Magical powers btw.

 

Im mad like a hatter because I love inhaling mercury 😂

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 hours ago, Blokestradamus said:

What if Sammy was radicalised by David Icke?

Lol, I was thinking the same thing! He must be reading Icke's books or something. 

 

Going back years and years ago I had a few friends who used to REALLY be into David Icke's stuff and swore it was the truth. It was crazy when all 3 were together. They'd go off about that stuff for 15-30 minutes or sometimes an hour at a time. A lot of friends stopped hanging out with them quite as much... (especially all 3 as a group) lol. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The NFL is still waiting to see all these reptilian solar skills Sammy has. 

 

Four years in and the #4 pick in the draft has yet to have a better season than 7th Rounder Steve Johnson. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 minutes ago, BillsFan4 said:

Lol, I was thinking the same thing! He must be reading Icke's books or something. 

 

Going back years and years ago I had a few friends who used to REALLY be into David Icke's stuff and swore it was the truth. It was crazy when all 3 were together. They'd go off about that stuff for 15-30 minutes or sometimes an hour at a time. A lot of friends stopped hanging out with them quite as much... (especially all 3 as a group) lol. 

 

Now I finally get it!  David Icke is associated with reptiles.  So it makes sense the dance named after him would obviously be used by Geico.

 

 

44 ladies that's me... gonna get some cold cuts today...

 

  • Haha 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
35 minutes ago, MarlinTheMagician said:

I don't know - what made the hatters mad?

Heavy metals

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ah he’s joking around.

 

dont take yourself too seriously Sammy. Lord knows the posters on TBD do. 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is for the ones who are against 

( selling the farm) to move up for a chance at the franchise QB ! 

Sammy and EJ  cost = 3 1st round picks/ 4th 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, MarlinTheMagician said:

I don't know - what made the hatters mad?


'Mad as a Hatter'


The felt hat industry has been traced to the mid 17th century in France, and it was probably introduced into England some time around 1830. A story passed down in the hat industry gives this account of how mercury came to be used in the process: In Turkey camel hair was used for felt material, and it was discovered that the felting process was speeded up if the fibers were moistened with camel urine. It is said that in France workmen used their own urine, but one particular workman seemed consistently to produce a superior felt. This person was being treated with a mercury compound for syphilis, and an association was made between mercury treatment of the fibers and an improved felt. Eventually the use of solutions of mercuric nitrate was widespread in the felt industry, and mercury poisoning became endemic. (reference) Dementia and  erethism were indeed a common ailment among 19th Century hatmakers.

9 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

 

Im mad like a hatter because I love inhaling mercury 😂

:P

8 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

21fded70e16c0343b23587082eefb0e3.jpg

I cannot believe i recall this show

 I see the similarities to Sammy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 hours ago, BillsFan4 said:

Lol, I was thinking the same thing! He must be reading Icke's books or something. 

 

Going back years and years ago I had a few friends who used to REALLY be into David Icke's stuff and swore it was the truth. It was crazy when all 3 were together. They'd go off about that stuff for 15-30 minutes or sometimes an hour at a time. A lot of friends stopped hanging out with them quite as much... (especially all 3 as a group) lol. 

 

Icke is an absolute maniac but I've got to give the guy credit. He's a very convincing orator and he can give speeches for hours without any notes. I'm not saying that he's the Hitler of the lizard people world but I'm not saying that he's not either :D

 

I like a good conspiracy theory but, as far as lizard people go, I much prefer Doctor Who and the Silurians.

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He eat the Tide

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
53 minutes ago, 3rdand12 said:

I cannot believe i recall this show

 I see the similarities to Sammy

LOL.  I felt I needed to add to the conversation somewhat.  

 

that was a long time ago 1974 to 1976  - I must have been really high to have watched that show in my late teens.    

Image result for the lost world tv show sleeztak      the braless era 

TT passing to Sammy Image result for Land of the Lost tv show sleeztak

oh wait ... Sammy is the Lizard 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted (edited)
On 4/15/2018 at 5:39 AM, SouthNYfan said:

 

Let's add Dez and see what happens.

 

Rosen is all good, I don't think he's a headcase, although I could see him making some snide remarks about it.

Mayfield I don't think is a headcase either, but I could see him pouring fuel on the crazy fire.

 

For some reason when I see Mayfield interact with the press, I hear Ozzy Osbourne Crazy Train playing in the background. 

Should I be worried?

 

8 hours ago, MarlinTheMagician said:

I don't know - what made the hatters mad?

 

exposure to mercury vapors from mercurous nitrate used to "felt" the animal hair used in men's hats

the 18th and 19th centuries were a hell-pit of industrial poisoning

Edited by Hapless Bills Fan
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

For some reason when I see Maybin interact with the press, I hear Ozzy Osbourne Crazy Train playing in the background. 

Should I be worried?

 

 

exposure to mercury vapors from mercurous nitrate used to "felt" the animal hair used in men's hats

the 18th and 19th centuries were a hell-pit of industrial poisoning

 

I assume you meant Mayfield?

I hear the Benny Hill theme

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×