BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 One of our fellow board members (like him or not) has been researching smokers to the point where we are all sick of hearing about it. Whether he brings the topic up in a thread, the Shoutbox or at 518 lunches, the guy really, really wants a smoker but can't make up his mind and is unable to just order the damn thing. I'd like all of us to seriously consider donating $5 to this worthy cause. Why should you donate? I'll give you a few reasons: 1) You'll make a young man very happy 2) You won't have to hear about his search for a smoker anymore 3) You won't get questions about smokers or grills anymore when you are trying to talk about football or beer 4) He won't have to use his George Foreman grill (with soaked woodchip bag) anymore Maybe I can hold the funds (or someone you all trust more than me). Hoping to raise $300 by Memorial Day. Won't you donate...TODAY? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 What is the minimum amount that can be donated? Based off of his posting history I think that this model is more appropriate. https://www.traegergrills.com/shop/grills/commercial-competition-series/lil-pig/BBQPIG.01.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMImsCtnr3u2QIV0AOGCh2pgQsmEAQYASABEgLl3fD_BwE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 If this needy member can post his own gofundme, I would be happy to donate.... but the last time I trusted someone with my account number I was hacked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2018 Author Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said: What is the minimum amount that can be donated? Based off of his posting history I think that this model is more appropriate. https://www.traegergrills.com/shop/grills/commercial-competition-series/lil-pig/BBQPIG.01.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMImsCtnr3u2QIV0AOGCh2pgQsmEAQYASABEgLl3fD_BwE That one looks a little expensive...but I see one feature he would like: Digital Pro Controller with Dual Meat Probes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, BringBackFergy said: That one looks a little expensive...but I see one feature he would like: Digital Pro Controller with Dual Meat Probes He does enjoy a good meat probing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 What's up with this? I thought he wanted a green egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2018 Author Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, CowgirlsFan said: What's up with this? I thought he wanted a green egg. He hasn't made his mind up yet. He's narrowed it down to 84 different models and fuel packages. He's getting there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) Haha, it took me more than a few seconds to realize you were not talking about Gug doing a research study for some academic institution and looking for "smokers". 1) My reading comprehension is obviously on the wane 2) my common sense is gone..what academic institution would ever thing Gug is smart enough to do research? BTW, build on these Green Eggs knockoffs for less than $100! Edited March 15, 2018 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said: 2) my common sense is gone..what academic institution would ever thing Gug is smart enough to do research? Amen to that. How much can we put you down for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Gugny this summer with his new smoker: 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 I won't donate $5 for a smoker. I'll donate $10 to make him go away, though. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 6 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Gugny this summer with his new smoker: Bill's didn't need to sign that DT from Carolina to take up space and plug the run. Probably could have got this guy for a lot cheaper! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 15, 2018 Author Share Posted March 15, 2018 21 minutes ago, DC Tom said: I won't donate $5 for a smoker. I'll donate $10 to make him go away, though. That’s the spirit!! Update: A great member of our board pledged $20. I am also pledging $20 to get our beloved Gugny a smoker. Anyone else want to go on record to support this worthy cause (keep in mind - we’ll never have to field his questions or comments about getting a smoker “someday”). What’s that worth? Give today!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Is this Gugny and his grill? I don’t know if I can contribute without verification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 6 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Gugny this summer with his new smoker: Does this shirt make me look fat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 16, 2018 Author Share Posted March 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Is this Gugny and his grill? I don’t know if I can contribute without verification. Possible. But Gugny’s ginger hair is lighter than that. Spitting image though. Won’t you give?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 I got his meat. I will give him 2 meadcoins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 minute ago, mead107 said: I got his meat. I will give him 2 meadcoins. I’ll give him 5 meadcoins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 16, 2018 Author Share Posted March 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: I’ll give him 5 meadcoins Can you put those on an Amazon card? S&H Greenstamps? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Gugny is a dirty old man on the prowl. The smokers he is looking for is far different from what you think. https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/beautiful-women-smoking-cigarettes?sort=mostpopular&mediatype=photography&phrase=beautiful women smoking cigarettes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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