Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 49 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: Goes here too because -- seriously, what the hell is Chuck doing? He saw the ghost of a founding father wagging his finger at him. Schumer mumbled 'eff off' and told him to beat it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 56 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: Goes here too because -- seriously, what the hell is Chuck doing? Oh hell, this is nothing. I do that all the time before I sit down on the subway. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 51 minutes ago, Foxx said: lemme guess... Moloch? Damn, ya made me look it up. moloch | ˈmälək, ˈmōˌläk | nouna harmless spiny lizard of grotesque appearance which feeds chiefly on ants, found in arid inland Australia. Moloch horridus, family Agamidae.ORIGIN from Moloch. Moloch | ˈmälək, ˈmōˌläk | a Canaanite idol to whom children were sacrificed. • (as noun a Moloch) a person or thing to which extreme or terrible sacrifices are made. First definition sorta goes with the iguana popsicles. The second goes with protecting child trafficking and the extreme abortion platform of the Dems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Due to the coronavirus (Wuhan has a population of ~11 million): Thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3rdnlng Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, snafu said: Oh hell, this is nothing. I do that all the time before I sit down on the subway. You'll never know when they'll show up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedge said: Due to the coronavirus (Wuhan has a population of ~11 million): 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Wuhan is the city that Viking River Cruises flew us to from Shanghai. It's where we picked up the boat for a journey up the Yangtze River. China has over 100 cities with a population of > One million. The US has about 10. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Hedge said: Due to the coronavirus (Wuhan has a population of ~11 million): Thread. https://twitter.com/Global_Mil_Info/status/1220069629172862977 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) . Edited January 23, 2020 by B-Man 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 i just want to state, unequivocally, that... @DC Tom is an idiot. miss him ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Foxx said: i just want to state, unequivocally, that... @DC Tom is an idiot. miss him ... I heard Tom left because he wanted to spend more time as his altar ego tibtard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, westside2 said: I heard Tom left because he wanted to spend more time as his altar ego tibtard. No, Tom left in order to be able to put all of his efforts into his newly created FactCheck business. He's in trouble though. He got a rather hefty grant with the understanding that he would immediately hire 10 fact checkers. Well, he hasn't hired one measly ***** person and the government is pissed. His excuse? He doesn't need anybody else since he already knows everything. In the meantime, with all of his free time Tom has taken up neurosurgery as a hobby and when he has a little extra time he's made a few arguments in front of the Supreme Court. Tom, we hardly knew thee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 11 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: No, Tom left in order to be able to put all of his efforts into his newly created FactCheck business. He's in trouble though. He got a rather hefty grant with the understanding that he would immediately hire 10 fact checkers. Well, he hasn't hired one measly ***** person and the government is pissed. His excuse? He doesn't need anybody else since he already knows everything. In the meantime, with all of his free time Tom has taken up neurosurgery as a hobby and when he has a little extra time he's made a few arguments in front of the Supreme Court. Tom, we hardly knew thee. Fact check: Mostly true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IDBillzFan Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 1/22/2020 at 6:48 AM, Foxx said: when i was younger we hitch hiked down to FLA and later to Texas. but while there in FLA, we were in a parking lot trying to figure out our next move and i was just astounded at the number of different bugs we saw. it was amazing. i have since been back in later years for work and i didn't really have cause to go looking for them again, but i don't know... that is just an entirely different world. Years ago Paula Poundstone did a routine about the size of the bugs in Florida. She said one night she found a palmetto bug in her bathroom so big she tried to kill it with a brick, but the bug took the brick out of her hands and started beating her with it. I lived there for three years and don't miss one of those freaking bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said: Years ago Paula Poundstone did a routine about the size of the bugs in Florida. She said one night she found a palmetto bug in her bathroom so big she tried to kill it with a brick, but the bug took the brick out of her hands and started beating her with it. I lived there for three years and don't miss one of those freaking bugs. not sure i had the opportunity to experience a palmetto bug, either of the times. but i can tell you that the cockroaches in Texas are armour plated. it don't matter how many times you stomp 'em they just keep scurrying. oh and don't get up to pee in the middle of the night, you might not make it back. they love the cool porcelain of the tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Just now, Foxx said: not sure i had the opportunity to experience a palmetto bug, either of the times. but i can tell you that the cockroaches in Texas are armour plated. it don't matter how many times you stomp 'em they just keep scurrying. oh and don't get up to pee in the middle of the night, you might not make it back. they love the cool porcelain of the tub. Palmetto bugs are cockroaches that can fly. They come out in darkness, usually near water. I used to rent a little studio cottage in Winter Park years go, and the first night there I got up to go to the bathroom, turned on the light, and thought I was in a Creepshow short. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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